Ladies and gentlemen and any men who may be stuck in-between considering becoming a tranny like Brucette Jenner, I am here to make a confession.
Ever since I have joined, some dude named Pockets has been following me around like some Michael Jackson-type guy fondling his balls and pacing behind a chain-link fence outside of an elementary school as kids play on recess. I do not know him or have ever heard of him.
He has accused me of being JustinCruise. Well, I do not know how he figured me out. I have long been a famous actor in Hollywood and I simply sought to get away from the stress of it all; thought I'd just post away on some random punting forum. I, Tom Cruise, just wanted a fucking break. And this guy Pockets has figured me out!
Now if I've learned one thing in Hollywood, it's that you must pay off these Pockets-types. And since the gay mafia runs Hollywood, I am here to make Pockets a proposition.
I will ship 1 dozen fresh white gerbils to Costa Rica to appease Mr. Pockets. I realize these gerbils may become chocolate-colored gerbils after Pockets is through with them, so I will send 1 dozen gerbils to Mr. Pockets on a monthly basis.
We have a deal, Pockets?
Ever since I have joined, some dude named Pockets has been following me around like some Michael Jackson-type guy fondling his balls and pacing behind a chain-link fence outside of an elementary school as kids play on recess. I do not know him or have ever heard of him.
He has accused me of being JustinCruise. Well, I do not know how he figured me out. I have long been a famous actor in Hollywood and I simply sought to get away from the stress of it all; thought I'd just post away on some random punting forum. I, Tom Cruise, just wanted a fucking break. And this guy Pockets has figured me out!
Now if I've learned one thing in Hollywood, it's that you must pay off these Pockets-types. And since the gay mafia runs Hollywood, I am here to make Pockets a proposition.
I will ship 1 dozen fresh white gerbils to Costa Rica to appease Mr. Pockets. I realize these gerbils may become chocolate-colored gerbils after Pockets is through with them, so I will send 1 dozen gerbils to Mr. Pockets on a monthly basis.
We have a deal, Pockets?
