I cant pay you this week because my _________(n.) is __________(adj).

[NES]

I will go first.

..my Rotweiler is gay.

 

[ShaneFalco]

my hemorrhoids are flaring

 

[PBR]

my sphincter is inflamed

 

[steaktartar]

hognut movements are uncontrollable

 

[Uno]

my other ball is missing?

 

[ShaneFalco]

lol at pbr and my similarities

 

[ShaneFalco]

i cant pay you this week because ________ (random stiff) hasn't paid me back yet

 

[PBR]

my hemorrhoids are flaring

Mine's too close to yours Falco...I should have looked again before I let the submit button fly.

 

[ShaneFalco]

i find it amusing

 

[NES]

my other ball is missing?

acceptable excuse in my opinion.

 

[steaktartar]

lol at pbr and my similarities

ya we are old fucks who eat and drink too much....end result hemmies or hoggies

 

[ShaneFalco]

ya we are old fucks who eat and drink too much....end result hemmies or hoggies

lol im not even 25 yet

probing went bad... dont ask

 

[NES]

bump

 

[goodcall]

bump

 

[ChristianTroy]

bump

 

[NES]

I cant pay you this week because my _bump_(n.) got _bumped_(adj).

 

[BettingFoodStamps]

im waiting for my free tv to resell it and get the cash. oops thats only choptalk. :lolBIG:

 

[whalewager]

my mother is dead.


AGAIN

 

[PBR]

my bartending job is fake.

 

[NES]

good one PuBeR!