I am waisted

[Sgt.Schultz]

Best ask questions when I am liquored... thats when I am honest.

 

[PBR]

What was Colonel Klink really like?

Did you ever do Helga?

Did you ever do Corporal Lebeau?

 

[Sgt.Schultz]

What was Colonel Klink really like?

Did you ever do Helga?

Did you ever do Corporal Lebeau?

Unt Klink is a goood coleneal, a spitting immage of German intellect. Besides he's an officer, unt it is schtrict verboten to talk poorly or.... off to the Russian frount

Elga, no no no, that frau ist not interested in any regular German......

Lebeau? I know nothink.... NOOTHHHINK!

 

[Jack Herer]

Its "wasted" you fucking idiot, just think of human waste like yourself and you won't get it wrong again.

What are you, another hick from Missouri?

 

[Sgt.Schultz]

Its "wasted" you fucking idiot, just think of human waste like yourself and you won't get it wrong again.

What are you, another hick from Missouri?

I'm sorry, I spell better when sober.

One that does not change from my drunken stupor to totally sober, is my ability on Not giving a shit.....

So shut the fuck up, you internet spellchecking cock taster.

 

[Jack Herer]

http://www.therxforum.com/showthread.php?t=655452

 

[Sgt.Schultz]

Dude... keep beating that dead horse, maybe it will pull the cart.... pulling up old fucking jokes as a form of ammunition shows the RR how much a retarded poster you truly are. Get some original material.

Go make yourself a Bleach Martini blended with arsenic.

 

[HunterS.Thompson]

Dude... keep beating that dead horse, maybe it will pull the cart.... pulling up old fucking jokes as a form of ammunition shows the RR how much a retarded poster you truly are. Get some original material.

Go make yourself a Bleach Martini blended with arsenic.

and extra olives!!!

 

[Sgt.Schultz]

and extra olives!!!

olives are nice, but I bet his welfare ass could not afford them. Rabbit shit is a good substitute. If we follow his wife around I'm sure she'll drop some. I'm willing to donate the Bleach and Arsenic if you find my martini shaker.

 

[HunterS.Thompson]

where did you last put it?

 

[Jack Herer]

So you think you are a better poster than me? Let me tell you something, 99% of the people here have no fucking clue who you are.

 

[HunterS.Thompson]

Jack why so serious???

 

[Sgt.Schultz]

Well, I went out drinking with IAG and DW..... long story short, the shit got rank and I think the top part is in IAG's kunt and the bottom is in..... well DW's bottom.......

I allways have reserves in the mini-bar.... I think their is one their

 

[Jack Herer]

Well, I went out drinking with IAG and DW..... long story short, the shit got rank and I think the top part is in IAG's kunt and the bottom is in..... well DW's bottom.......

I allways have reserves in the mini-bar.... I think their is one their

Are you really this fucking stupid? Did you not go to elementary school?

 

[Sgt.Schultz]

I'm sorry, I spell better when sober.

One that does not change from my drunken stupor to totally sober, is my ability on Not giving a shit.....

So shut the fuck up, you internet spellchecking cock taster.

Need I say more?