Actually I was checking out the Parakeets at Petco but if I mention falconry the censors will allow this to stay here instead of send it to rubber room because it is a sport.
So anyway, I was checking out the parakeets at a Petco (for use in falconry) while I was awaiting a poster from the Rx (who will remain unnamed) to awaken from his drunken stupor so that we can drink tasty beverages together. I call him, he no answer ( you know who you is, and feel the freedom to chime in if you want because you are good guy). So I am checking out the birds and this little fellow comes in with like 4 of his kids. We start talking about the birds and he tells me he is a breeder and it is better if you buy them when they are babies because they are easier to train and all this stuff that made sense at the time. So he gave me his number because he had to "check" to see if he had any that were old enough. Now,looking back it seems a little suspicious, because, I mean you have to know, they are your birds, and you are freking breader.
I call the guy back two days later and he starts telling me "you know mang the birds is too little and if you don't know how to hand feed them they could die and blah blah blah" then he goes " hey mang you and me , we go for a ride. Don't say nothing nobody" I say "sure ok, whatever, yeah I won't say anything".Because Borat does enjoy a good smoke from time to time,and I was thinking that's what he was impying. I like to smoke as you can see from private picture I share with you, my friend.
Then he starts saying, "you are nice guy mang, I make good price for you." So now I'm thinking how nice the people are from this posters neck of the woods. He follows that with " let me ask you something mang, are you gay?" I say ahhh no and then he says "100%" and I say, "hey you came in the petco with four kids aren't you married or something" he says "ha ha ha" I then say "ok my friend let me talk to the wife and I will get back to you about the parakeets."
What do you guys think he had in store for Borat if he had taken that ride?
For your informations just like candidate for Congress Mr James Broadwater Borat has never been with a man, a ladyboy or nothing. What the heck man. See what happened . You almost got me into some sort of situation.
Here is extra bonus clip from one interview I do with gun crazy man. It is flash animations so it is not in reality how I am looking. But in reality it is my voice so posters can hear how I am sounding.
http://www.thatwasme.net/borat/borat.mov
http://www.webgeordie.co.uk/borat/images/pastedgraphic1_bw.jpg
So anyway, I was checking out the parakeets at a Petco (for use in falconry) while I was awaiting a poster from the Rx (who will remain unnamed) to awaken from his drunken stupor so that we can drink tasty beverages together. I call him, he no answer ( you know who you is, and feel the freedom to chime in if you want because you are good guy). So I am checking out the birds and this little fellow comes in with like 4 of his kids. We start talking about the birds and he tells me he is a breeder and it is better if you buy them when they are babies because they are easier to train and all this stuff that made sense at the time. So he gave me his number because he had to "check" to see if he had any that were old enough. Now,looking back it seems a little suspicious, because, I mean you have to know, they are your birds, and you are freking breader.
I call the guy back two days later and he starts telling me "you know mang the birds is too little and if you don't know how to hand feed them they could die and blah blah blah" then he goes " hey mang you and me , we go for a ride. Don't say nothing nobody" I say "sure ok, whatever, yeah I won't say anything".Because Borat does enjoy a good smoke from time to time,and I was thinking that's what he was impying. I like to smoke as you can see from private picture I share with you, my friend.
Then he starts saying, "you are nice guy mang, I make good price for you." So now I'm thinking how nice the people are from this posters neck of the woods. He follows that with " let me ask you something mang, are you gay?" I say ahhh no and then he says "100%" and I say, "hey you came in the petco with four kids aren't you married or something" he says "ha ha ha" I then say "ok my friend let me talk to the wife and I will get back to you about the parakeets."
What do you guys think he had in store for Borat if he had taken that ride?
For your informations just like candidate for Congress Mr James Broadwater Borat has never been with a man, a ladyboy or nothing. What the heck man. See what happened . You almost got me into some sort of situation.
Here is extra bonus clip from one interview I do with gun crazy man. It is flash animations so it is not in reality how I am looking. But in reality it is my voice so posters can hear how I am sounding.
http://www.thatwasme.net/borat/borat.mov
http://www.webgeordie.co.uk/borat/images/pastedgraphic1_bw.jpg