I am looking for a leopard vest

[5starbomb]

Does anyone know where I can find a real nice leopard vest? I am going out with a new chick tonight and I really want to impress her and I heard all the ladies dig the leopard vest!!


























:Carcajada:

 

[steaktartar]

ill admit i laughed

 

[whalewager]

yeah this was funny...

 

[NES]

ill admit i laughed

I'll admit that I really wanted to but refrained.

 

[MattRain]

You and Gyno should file a reciprocal restraining order. Stalkers much.

 

[TTinCO]

You and Gyno should file a reciprocal restraining order.

No shit.......

 

[billhill999]

See my vest, see my vest,
Made from real gorilla chest.
Feel this sweater, there's no better
Than authentic Irish Setter.
See this hat, 'twas my cat.
My evening wear, vampire bat.
These white slippers are albino
African endangered rhino.
Grizzly bear underwear,
Turtle necks I've got my share.
Beret of poodle on my noodle it shall rest
Try my red robin suit,
It comes one breast or two...
See my vest, See my vest, See my vest.
Like my loafers, former gophers,
It was that or skin my chauffeurs,
But a greyhound fur tuxedo would be best...
So let's prepare these dogs,
Kill two for matching clogs!
See my vest!
See me vest!
Oh, please, won't you see my veeeeeesst!

 

[RobFunk]

You and Gyno should file a reciprocal restraining order. Stalkers much.

:lolBIG:

 

[NES]

See my vest, see my vest,
Made from real gorilla chest.
Feel this sweater, there's no better
Than authentic Irish Setter.
See this hat, 'twas my cat.
My evening wear, vampire bat.
These white slippers are albino
African endangered rhino.
Grizzly bear underwear,
Turtle necks I've got my share.
Beret of poodle on my noodle it shall rest
Try my red robin suit,
It comes one breast or two...
See my vest, See my vest, See my vest.
Like my loafers, former gophers,
It was that or skin my chauffeurs,
But a greyhound fur tuxedo would be best...
So let's prepare these dogs,
Kill two for matching clogs!
See my vest!
See me vest!
Oh, please, won't you see my veeeeeesst!

What the F was that?

 

[rjt721]

I'm looking for a girlfriend, preferably a girl I went to high school with that wrote for SI and appeared in Maxim and Playboy. Can you help me out, 5 star/themanej?

 

[MikeB]

I'm looking for a girlfriend, preferably a girl I went to high school with that wrote for SI and appeared in Maxim and Playboy. Can you help me out, 5 star/themanej?

:lolBIG:

Who are you kidding, this dude is really looking for some quiet time in a rest area.

 

[JTrotter]

I heard all the ladies dig the leopard vest!!

:Carcajada:

I heard that all the ladies also dig compulsive liars that in a desperate attempt to impress other posters in an online gambling forum post random pictures of beautiful women and claim that they are their high school girlfriends.