>Three Southerners and three Yankees are traveling by train to the Super
>Bowl. At the station, the three Northerners each buy a ticket and watch
>as the three Southerners buy just one ticket.
>
>"How are the three of you going to travel on only one ticket?" asks one
>of the Yankees.
>
>"Watch and learn," answers one of the men from the South.
>
>They all board the train. The three Yankee men take their respective
>seats but all three Southerners cram into a toilet together and close
>the door. Shortly after the train has departed, the conductor comes
>around collecting tickets. He knocks on the toilet door and says,
>"Ticket, please."
>
>The door opens just a crack and a single arm emerges with a ticket in
>hand. The conductor takes it and moves on.
>
>The Yankees see this happen and agree it was quite a clever idea, so
>after the game they decide to do the same thing on the return trip and
>save some money. When they get to the station they buy a single ticket
>for the return trip, but see, to their astonishment, that the three
>Southerners don't buy any ticket at all.
>
>"How are you going to travel without a ticket?" says one perplexed
>Yankee.
>
>"Watch and learn," answers the men from the South.
>
>When they board the train the three Northerners cram themselves into a
>toilet and the three Southerners cram into another toilet just down the
>way.
>Shortly after the train is on its way, one of the Southerners leaves
>their toilet and walks over to the toilet in which the Yankees are
>hiding.
>The Southerner knocks on their door and says, "Ticket, please."
>
>(And I'm still trying to figure out how the South lost that war)
>Bowl. At the station, the three Northerners each buy a ticket and watch
>as the three Southerners buy just one ticket.
>
>"How are the three of you going to travel on only one ticket?" asks one
>of the Yankees.
>
>"Watch and learn," answers one of the men from the South.
>
>They all board the train. The three Yankee men take their respective
>seats but all three Southerners cram into a toilet together and close
>the door. Shortly after the train has departed, the conductor comes
>around collecting tickets. He knocks on the toilet door and says,
>"Ticket, please."
>
>The door opens just a crack and a single arm emerges with a ticket in
>hand. The conductor takes it and moves on.
>
>The Yankees see this happen and agree it was quite a clever idea, so
>after the game they decide to do the same thing on the return trip and
>save some money. When they get to the station they buy a single ticket
>for the return trip, but see, to their astonishment, that the three
>Southerners don't buy any ticket at all.
>
>"How are you going to travel without a ticket?" says one perplexed
>Yankee.
>
>"Watch and learn," answers the men from the South.
>
>When they board the train the three Northerners cram themselves into a
>toilet and the three Southerners cram into another toilet just down the
>way.
>Shortly after the train is on its way, one of the Southerners leaves
>their toilet and walks over to the toilet in which the Yankees are
>hiding.
>The Southerner knocks on their door and says, "Ticket, please."
>
>(And I'm still trying to figure out how the South lost that war)
