so a group of 6 of us went to applebees sunday morning before the chiefs game, hungover as crap from the night before (kstates last 5 mins in the 1st half vs oklahoma will make u drink handles). so we get our waitress and our bull shitting with her. someone notices applebees new combo of 1 appitizer & 2 entrees for $20, in a drunken state 4 people each decide to order that for themselves. need less to say we ended up with like 14 plates of food for 6 people and shes laughing at us and so our other tables. as some of the guys are holding a plate in their hand while eating off of another plate. anyways we get our bills and we all like to fuck with one of the guys so we start writting messages at the bottom of the recipt, call him for an ok time, loves to deliver the long pipe all night, etc. were not gone from applebees for more than an hr before she starts texting him. they go out for drinks that night, then she just came over a few hrs ago and they sealed the deal. that has to be one of the weirdest ways to get laid, not sure if its worse on her part or his.
