How often do you poop (daily)?

[Doug]

SS said his dogs are two a dayers , even though canine average is like 23 a week.

I'm good for a minimum of two, often a triple , even a homerun

I'll go 3 !

soon to rubber :missingte

 

[fucnluc]

You're a fat fuck.

Once a morning after my coffee.

Yes, I have my shitting on a schedule. Blow me.

 

[steaktartar]

i go every morning if i can sneak in an afternoon one im a happy fuck...........love the can.....GOD i love the can

 

[The_Man]

On average would say twice a day. Once upon awakening and maybe once after dinner or so.

Often varies though as sometimes it could be up to three times per day or no movements whatsoever for days at a time.

 

[billhill999]

Once, maybe twice.
3 times if Kimshee posts during the day at any time.

 

[raidermattk]

I think in terms of shitting it is quality not quanity.
How often you drop an iceberg shit is more important.

 

[Highdaddy]

I think in terms of shitting it is quality not quanity.
How often you drop an iceberg shit is more important.

the better question is....how many times did you take a shit in front of a room full of men while in prison?

 

[raidermattk]

the better question is....how many times did you take a shit in front of a room full of men while in prison?

Your name is funny, its what you said to me the first time we met.

 

[Doug]

You're a fat fuck.

Once a morning after my coffee.

Yes, I have my shitting on a schedule. Blow me.

no problem Fin L, its RR, but I advise you to be more restrained, you don't offend me, but Uncle Wil has you on a leash.

 

[quantumleap]

The first thing I do when I get up is scratch my ass. Then I take a dump/leak combo. Then later in the morning I have another. Usually one in the afternoon and I'm done for the day except for the rare dump in the evening.

I drink 2 or 3 beers before I go to sleep every night. I can't remember the last time I've been constipated or the last day I didn't take a crap. I don't think I've ever gone without a crap in every single day of my life.

 

[kimchee7270]

Once, maybe twice.
3 times if Kimshee posts during the day at any time.

i poop 4 times a day , but i don't use a toilet!

 

[Doug]

The first thing I do when I get up is scratch my ass. Then I take a dump/leak combo. Then later in the morning I have another. Usually one in the afternoon and I'm done for the day except for the rare dump in the evening.

I drink 2 or 3 beers before I go to sleep every night. I can't remember the last time I've been constipated or the last day I didn't take a crap. I don't think I've ever gone without a crap in every single day of my life.

similar here.

 

[DennizdaMenace]

You chuff and puff..

You grunt and strain...

Out comes a chocolate choo choo train

 

[DennizdaMenace]

Sometimes right when I am "peeking" in labor..If I get excited and don`t make it to the toilet in time..I have been known to guillotine a turd or two..

If I am fishing in the Glades..I always come back wearing only one sock:missingte ..

One time I drank a six pack of yoohoo..Stomach hurt so bad I propped my ass over canoe edge..When I shit it sounded like I was peeing

 

[kimchee7270]

r enimas good for ya ?

I hear its Good To Clean That Asshole out once in awhile...all These toxins in There ...Anyone Know How To Do an Enima ?

 

[RupertPupkin]

i poop 4 times a day , but i don't use a toilet!

Diapers , Eh ?

 

[quantumleap]

Diapers , Eh ?

That Depends.

:thumbsup:

 

[Alamorich]

Once every 24 to 48hrs. WTF are you guys eating that makes you shit more than twice a day? Cut down on the dairy products or something.

 

[DennizdaMenace]

I hear its Good To Clean That Asshole out once in awhile...all These toxins in There ...Anyone Know How To Do an Enima ?

Go outside and stick the garden hose up your ass and turn it on

 

[billhill999]

That Depends.

:thumbsup:

That's five star pun. :thumbsup: