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Why stop ? Just do it while driving. People do everything else while driving.
 

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I take it a step further, I do it while driving, but put a condom on so I don't have to worry about changing the shirt afterwards. I blow it in the condom wait till someone pisses me off and toss them a nice surprise.
 

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I take it a step further, I do it while driving, but put a condom on so I don't have to worry about changing the shirt afterwards. I blow it in the condom wait till someone pisses me off and toss them a nice surprise.


That kind of behavior might lead you to jail.....:nono5:
 

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I take it a step further, I do it while driving, but put a condom on so I don't have to worry about changing the shirt afterwards. I blow it in the condom wait till someone pisses me off and toss them a nice surprise.

Can you shave, eat a sandwich, and talk on the phone, at the same time too ?
 

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I live in South Dakota there are alot of empty miles on the highways here. A drunk monkey could drive through this state without a problem, you have to do something to pass time when driving.
 

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How about driving, talking over the phone and pulling it? Of course phone shpuld be on speaker mode
 

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just have your girl blow you while driving. truck drivers love to watch
 

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Former NBA player Byron Houston was arrested Wednesday on an indecent exposure charge.

A woman called police around 5:45 p.m. Wednesday to report that a man was masturbating at an intersection in northwestern Oklahoma City, police Master Sgt. Gary Knight said. Officers found Houston in the driver's seat of a vehicle with his underwear on the floorboard, and the woman positively identified him, Knight said.

Houston was arrested on counts of indecent exposure, engaging in a lewd act and driving with a canceled license. He was held at the Oklahoma County Jail on $4,000 bond. The district attorney's office had not filed charges Thursday.
The 37-year-old Houston, Oklahoma State's career scoring leader, averaged 3.9 points and 3.0 rebounds in his four-year NBA career with Golden State, Seattle and Sacramento. He pleaded guilty to three counts of indecent exposure in 2003 and is a registered sex offender. He most recently updated his registry in March, according to the state Department of Corrections' Web site.
 

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What's wrong with your people...don't you have any sexy woman hitchhikers where you're from.
 

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Former NBA player Byron Houston was arrested Wednesday on an indecent exposure charge.

A woman called police around 5:45 p.m. Wednesday to report that a man was masturbating at an intersection in northwestern Oklahoma City, police Master Sgt. Gary Knight said. Officers found Houston in the driver's seat of a vehicle with his underwear on the floorboard, and the woman positively identified him, Knight said.

Houston was arrested on counts of indecent exposure, engaging in a lewd act and driving with a canceled license. He was held at the Oklahoma County Jail on $4,000 bond. The district attorney's office had not filed charges Thursday.
 

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Something happened with my last post. Anyway, that's why I only go to Stillwater(Ok St) once a year.
 

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