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Some people think they can multi-task but in reality have no clue to how the human brain processes information.
 

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Idiot=anyone that drives slower than me
Maniac=anyone that drives faster than me

Drivers are all the same. I would put my safe driving skills up against anyone, but everyone feels that way. I doubt that many have never sent a text while driving, and I also doubt that many drivers have never driven over the legal limit. But human nature is to judge.

Driver to the pedestrian......"get the fuck out of the road"
Pedestrian to the driver......"yeah, you'll stop motherfucker."
The two guys are in opposite roles the next day and say the same damn thing in their head to the other guy.
 

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I do it all the time.

I am skilled. Also, a very good drunk driver.

No accidents in many years.

I'm a great drunk driver, not one accident in 41 years

when I drunk I stay to the right, obey the speed limit and drive very cautiously

when I'm sober I average 80 MPG and drive a lot more aggressively, although I never do stuff like tailgate

when I'm drunk, I'm focused on the road. Texting is a distraction, a big distraction
 

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I still have a flip phone, it's hard enough to text normally let alone driving.
 

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I do this daily. Sometimes smoking a cigerette.

Do you smoke to get the oral sex taste out of your mouth?


I'm assuming you want to get the taste of the Mods out of your mouth.....
 
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I'm a great drunk driver, not one accident in 41 years

when I drunk I stay to the right, obey the speed limit and drive very cautiously

when I'm sober I average 80 MPG and drive a lot more aggressively, although I never do stuff like tailgate

when I'm drunk, I'm focused on the road. Texting is a distraction, a big distraction

Yep, I get it. More focused when drunk because you know the slightest thing could screw you. Sober and speeding; whatever. Worst case a small ticket.
 

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I do this daily. Sometimes smoking a cigerette.

Same here, but a doob obviously. Can also eat a small burrito and manage a cold can of CocaCola

If you boys aren't ready to drive in the 21st century big leagues, we suggest you stick to surface streets at 35mph or slower
 

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I'm a great drunk driver, not one accident in 41 years

when I drunk I stay to the right, obey the speed limit and drive very cautiously

when I'm sober I average 80 MPG and drive a lot more aggressively, although I never do stuff like tailgate

when I'm drunk, I'm focused on the road. Texting is a distraction, a big distraction

I never drive wasted, but there have been times I have been buzzed driving home from a Cardinals game or something. And I agree. I'm super focused and cautious when I do. Stay in the right lane. Drive the speed limit, etc.

I still don't like to do it though. What if somebody hits you? Then you are fucked. Even if you didn't cause the accident. DUI laws are the toughest in the nation in AZ. Its no joke.
 

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I'm a great drunk driver, not one accident in 41 years

when I drunk I stay to the right, obey the speed limit and drive very cautiously

when I'm sober I average 80 MPG and drive a lot more aggressively, although I never do stuff like tailgate

when I'm drunk, I'm focused on the road. Texting is a distraction, a big distraction

Driving to good is a good way to get pulled over also been pulled over like 3 times for driving the speed limit and stopping at stop signs

They didn't like it when I told them I had a rear view mirror or just knew they would be around here cause they are the worst department around
 

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