quite the interesting topic nes. this nutcase i have been seeing on and off for a few months never farts, yet walks around with stomach cramps and shit all the time. when i ripped ass around her for the first time, she bout kicked me out of the house and flat out told me that her ex husband never farted, never. and also flat out told me not to do it around her. so we agreed that when i had to fart, i had to make a mad dash to a different part of the house, even if it was my fucking house.(least i could do till she got used to it) this did get comical after the first few times. for any of my buddies here who drink a lot of heineken, you know that shit tends to give you gas after a half dozen of em and i drink every damn night. for a month, we spent just about every night together and i know i wore a fucking track around the house, kinda like dogs do in the back yard. glad i found out sooner than later that she was a fucking nutbag. i know someone at 2+2 mspainted some hysterical shit about me and this topic. i gotta try to find it.