How can I tell if I am a Republican or Democrat?

[cussin'it]

Im not sure where my loyalties lie.

If you find that you can't extract yourself from Dubya's sac (ala Willie) then you is a repugnant who's lost in time and destined for a lifetime of servitude

If you have little desire to latch on to Dubya's sac then there is hope for you and the rest of mankind.

 

[festeringZit]

I'm a Conservative, I hesitantly vote Republican, I voted twice
for George W - but, I have no problem saying that GW
turned out to be an idiot.

That being said, if I had to do it again, I'd vote for him over
Gore and Kerry any day.

Gore and Kerry are bigger idiots.