The last RX Bash that was at the Rio in Vegas... it was about 1145pm and akillies and leisure and me are walking around the casino floor.. we see some video poker machines and I think mr leisure says let's play them I'm like I hate Video poker and I'm tired but he passes one machine and takes the next one so I sit down and put 5$ in ... the first hand I get dealt I get. A K J Spades J hearts and a 3 ..... I think it was leisure that said well you got to keep the JJ get your 1.25$ back ... I said jokingly ..man I'm in Vegas I'm going for a royal. Not a pair of Jacks.... well I kept the 3 to a royal and hit draw the machine made a small beep noise and i look at the Royal flush ..payout was 1135$ ... leisure smacks me on the back and said holy shit u hit a royal I was gonna sit at that machine... I gave him and akillies a 20$ bill of the winnings and I didn't have to pay tax at that time as it was under 1200$.... needless to say I said I really like Video poker
I have three Good craps stories....all 3 from bashes
#3. Was down to my last $50 on session at PH after plunking down $300. The shooter hit 4-5 points and I rolled up about $750.
#2. The end of the RIO bash weekend I was walking through Caesars killing time b4 my flight and pulled up to a craps table. Now I am just wiped out the weekend had exhausted me. I threw down $300 and the there was one other guy rolling on the table. He was at the other end so we both were at one side of the table. The dealer was walking me through my bets because he could see I was hurting. The dealer had me covering all the inside #'s and holding out until I got my money back and then In about an hour I rolled out there with $900, the other guy rolling had several good rolls, but he was very good at rolling 6 & 8.
#1. That year at the RIO, I can't remember how much I won but it was a fun night D-Sethi & Sharkey were there and few other posters. Some guy was throwing and I think he hit Hard four 4-5 times during his roll I had a quarter on it wasn't parlaying it but walked away up at least a G on that roll alone as he held the dice for along time and the table was full of chips.
My best Vegas Sports bet.
You know when you look at play and say that is a winner. Well one Sunday I woke up and looked over the lines and Barry Zito was favoured at home in SF. Now Zito was a bust in SF but this line looked way off so I put $500 on the RL +125. It was a no doubter the Giants put up 4-5 in the first couple of innings and end up winning going away. I was drinking Heinekens in the Bellagio all afternoon quite enjoying my self.
#3. Was down to my last $50 on session at PH after plunking down $300. The shooter hit 4-5 points and I rolled up about $750.
#2. The end of the RIO bash weekend I was walking through Caesars killing time b4 my flight and pulled up to a craps table. Now I am just wiped out the weekend had exhausted me. I threw down $300 and the there was one other guy rolling on the table. He was at the other end so we both were at one side of the table. The dealer was walking me through my bets because he could see I was hurting. The dealer had me covering all the inside #'s and holding out until I got my money back and then In about an hour I rolled out there with $900, the other guy rolling had several good rolls, but he was very good at rolling 6 & 8.
#1. That year at the RIO, I can't remember how much I won but it was a fun night D-Sethi & Sharkey were there and few other posters. Some guy was throwing and I think he hit Hard four 4-5 times during his roll I had a quarter on it wasn't parlaying it but walked away up at least a G on that roll alone as he held the dice for along time and the table was full of chips.
My best Vegas Sports bet.
You know when you look at play and say that is a winner. Well one Sunday I woke up and looked over the lines and Barry Zito was favoured at home in SF. Now Zito was a bust in SF but this line looked way off so I put $500 on the RL +125. It was a no doubter the Giants put up 4-5 in the first couple of innings and end up winning going away. I was drinking Heinekens in the Bellagio all afternoon quite enjoying my self.
I was in vegas last year with some coworkers. me and one guy in particular were getting absolutely raped all around.
we were on a craps table. we just experienced a few 2 shakers and I decided to take a shooter off. he only had about $40 left. he decides to just throw it on the field.
it hits....he leaves the $80 there
it hits....he now has $160....we tell him to leave it there but he doesn't. he throws it on the hard 8
next roll....12....would've paid triple. we laugh at him
next roll ..hard 8....they pay him 7x ($1120?)
he pressed to $300 and kept about a thousand. few rolls later, it hits again (paid $2100)
a few rolls later the point clears and the come out he hopped the hard 8 for like $50 and it hits.
after that roll ended but he made back all he was down. it was amazing
I sat the fucking roll out and watched the miracles from the stands
we were on a craps table. we just experienced a few 2 shakers and I decided to take a shooter off. he only had about $40 left. he decides to just throw it on the field.
it hits....he leaves the $80 there
it hits....he now has $160....we tell him to leave it there but he doesn't. he throws it on the hard 8
next roll....12....would've paid triple. we laugh at him
next roll ..hard 8....they pay him 7x ($1120?)
he pressed to $300 and kept about a thousand. few rolls later, it hits again (paid $2100)
a few rolls later the point clears and the come out he hopped the hard 8 for like $50 and it hits.
after that roll ended but he made back all he was down. it was amazing
I sat the fucking roll out and watched the miracles from the stands
I usually buy in for about $300-$500 on a craps table and had 2 of my buddies with me in Omaha/Council Bluffs one weekday night. One of them rolled for literally an hour and we kept pressing, were drunk and each left with around $25,000 each. The bit bosses tried everything to get us to stay but I had to get home and work the next day.
Once hit a $20 9 or 10 teamer at betwwts whatever it was paid close to $10,000. The last game was a Sunday night game in the NFL and was pretty gut wrenching but had +3 on the Broncos and they were up 24-0 at the half. That was pretty cool and a pain in the ass to get the money out but I finally did.
Finally, got a hummer from a flight attendant that was really hot and she wanted to bang all 3 of my friends. I got a hummer then came back to gamble THEN 2 other buddies double teamed her in her room. Whore
Once hit a $20 9 or 10 teamer at betwwts whatever it was paid close to $10,000. The last game was a Sunday night game in the NFL and was pretty gut wrenching but had +3 on the Broncos and they were up 24-0 at the half. That was pretty cool and a pain in the ass to get the money out but I finally did.
Finally, got a hummer from a flight attendant that was really hot and she wanted to bang all 3 of my friends. I got a hummer then came back to gamble THEN 2 other buddies double teamed her in her room. Whore
I go to West Wendover on a charter and is a great getaway for 4 days. Been there about 6 times.
Well, the last 2 times I have been very lucky.
I am not a slots player at all. I get bored playng them. I go to Wendover to play blackjack, and bet on the horse and dogs and bet on sports.
The dogs and horses were done for the afternoon and I jump on a Double Diamonds slot. I hit for 700. I then jump on the shuttle bus and go another casino and the same machine for 250. I go to the next casino and hit for 300. Make 1250 in an hour. I did basically the same thing again making 1500
Crazy for a guy that really does not care for the slots.
Well, the last 2 times I have been very lucky.
I am not a slots player at all. I get bored playng them. I go to Wendover to play blackjack, and bet on the horse and dogs and bet on sports.
The dogs and horses were done for the afternoon and I jump on a Double Diamonds slot. I hit for 700. I then jump on the shuttle bus and go another casino and the same machine for 250. I go to the next casino and hit for 300. Make 1250 in an hour. I did basically the same thing again making 1500
Crazy for a guy that really does not care for the slots.
And it all comes around.....
In vegas right now. I was playing roulette for a while putting $25 each on numbers 23,24, and 10. They weren't hitting and I was down about 500 so I stopped. Guy I was with was still playing so I stayed at the table for a few minutes. Next 4 numbers in order immediately after I stopped were 23,24,10,23.......
This story is unbelievable. There was a guy at the Mandalay Bay running around all flamboyant yelling and screaming about what he needed to cover and how he had big parlays. I automatically assumed that he was some stupid Square degenerate Gambler that had a handful of $2 parlays. That's what most of those guys act like. So somehow he ended up next to me and he was barking about needing some team to cover a two or three score spread and barking about how he had a $15,000 parlay and a $15,000 parlay and a $10,000 parlay and a whole bunch of other ridiculous numbers. I said man youre full of s*** show me your tickets. I was expecting to see a bunch of 10 teamers for like 50 bucks apiece or something goofy. This guy literally had a handful of pars where he was laying $10,000 to $15,000 per ticket and they were all six to eight teamers. I don't remember what the payouts were but they were astronomical. The guy must have had $75,000 worth of big parlays is in his hand. I asked him what he did for a living and he said he was the biggest carpet wholesaler in Minnesota. I'm not a greedy guy, but I was overcome with Daydreams of how I could take this guy's action!
Got killed playing blackjack one afternoon at Viejas in San Diego. Down 2k and tail between my legs. Host comped me some slot Bonus Play for which I had to walk thru the high limit room to collect. Video poker machine calling my name as I am almost out onto the regular floor. Dealt a full house AAAJJ on $2 denom which is a $90 win... but I decide to dump the JJ and draw. Drew A -2 kicker playing Double double. bonus. 4k payout. This summer lost about 1.5k playing VP very quickly - $1 denom. Was down to my last $5 in credits with no cash in my pocket. One spin left - On that last hand I either held one or two aces and was already out of my seat as I hit the deal button - was in a hurry to get the hell out of there and forget the afternoon. The deal filled my aces with a kicker. 2k payout.
This happen a couple years ago. Im staying at the westgate and get up and go for coffee. I get on the elevator and miss america is in the elevator. She was the most beautiful woman i ever laid my eyes on. Short dress, boots and a rack. She says to me "i cant wait to get home" i look and see no suitcase and say "where do you live" she say in vegas and im an escort. I ask her how much and she says $1500. I said can i walk you out to the exit and she said why. I said i want every man we pass to think your mine. She said yes and laughed her ass off. As we are walking toward the exit, every guy just stopped in their tracks to check her out. I just was giving the thumbs up to them behind my back. As we get to the exit she said what are you going to do now. You going back in their without me. Then i said to myself, those guys would laugh at me if i go back by myseelf. So i had to walk to the next entrance and go to my room without coffee. Everytime i go to westgate, i look for her.
This was about 10 years ago.... My gambling buddy was on some medication that you're not supposed to mix with alcohol. He must have forgotten, because we had a couple drinks at the tables, and went to bed at a reasonable hour. I get a call from him the next morning. He woke up in the slammer, not remembering a thing. Turns out he got up in the middle of the night, and grabbed a golf club (I don't remember why he had clubs in his room, I'll have to ask him) and started practicing his swing in the room. He smashed the TV, as well as some other things - did roughly $3,000.00 in damage, and they had to call the police to take him away. He doesn't remember any of it. The hotel was pretty cool about it, once he explained what happened, they didn't press charges - but allowed him to pay the damages. To this day, his wife doesn't even know.
Some cool stories ...we had a huge blizzard here in Philly in 95. Went to 7-11 to get cigarettes. Met a couple friends there getting smokes also... made some phone calls to other friends (we all lived in same hood at that time) got two suv'S full of about 12 of us . Went to AC. It was literally just us and the salt trucks . It was a state of emergency but we were going 20 mph right behind the salt trucks . We get to the Taj and we all split up going our own way . Me and my friend were playing blackjack , we see paramedics with a stretcher walk by us ...on their way back we see them carrying one of our boys . He thought he was having a heart attack ...so we all go to hospital and wait for him ...we go home on the way home we get pulled over on expressway and were told to use black horse pike home because of the state of emergency and both drivers got their licence suspended days later . I got so many Vegas stories I'll type some other time .
