I told it in the clown hit it thread but here it is...
"I dated a girl who worked as a clown. She thought it would be fun to wear her clown outfit one night. I said sure OK. It was pretty fun. Then the next time I was over she wanted to do it again. uh OK... The next time I showed up at her house she was already in costume... That was when I had to end it... I'm not going to be known as a clown F**K*R...
She got pissed and wrapped my C**K into a weiner dog...not really but she was seriously creepy"