Hey tartar, since you haven't bought me lunch in over 2 years...

[Jack Herer]

...how about you send me $300 so that I can buy this board and go riding with NES and Raoul. I already asked my mom but she said no. She thinks its dangerous and I might get hurt.

MBS COMP 95 -
One of MBS' most versatile high-performance boards. An excellent board for all types of riders and all types of riding. From carving to freestyle to boardercross the Comp 95 is the new golden standard.


$399.95


I'm not even picking the most expensive board out there...

 

[NES]

LMAO, funny thing is that Jack is trying to profit off this deal Steak, I alright sent him the pro-form pricelist that clearly shows the board marked down to 239.97.

 

[Jack Herer]

Yeah, but what about shipping and taxes? $300 might not be enough.

 

[Inactiongirl]

.... She thinks its dangerous and I might get hurt.

Where do I send the money?

 

[Jack Herer]

You serious bitch? I promise to be nice from now on.

 

[Inactiongirl]

You serious bitch? I promise to be nice from now on.

I'm only serious if you could guarantee getting hurt. And I know you won't be nice....or leave for 30 days....

 

[NES]

I can guarantee that he will get hurt, you got to see what Raoul and I did to Fleshlight's buttcheeks.

 

[Jack Herer]

No wonder NES likes this sport so much...

Hillbilly Wrist Guard Gloves - Half Finger
$25.95

Hillbilly Hip Pads
$59.95

Hillbilly Impact Shirt
$49.95


Fucking hillbilly!!!!!

 

[NES]

I have the first two items listed, I also smoked herbs with the owner in the desert, he is a cool cat even if he did stiff arm me coming out the gates in a boardercross race.