heres a new reality show for ya...

[fivestarjake]

its called "beating the piss out of your congressman" fox will show this. they SHOW everything. after a tough decision im all over goodblatte. fuckin glasses wearing out of shape fuckin scum. i want him for 3 minutes in the octagon. ground and pound his ass and then apologize after to the american public that he's sorry for being such a disgusting piece of shit and trying to impose his "morals" unto us. and then im walking over to hanaway and kicking her in the ole poopski.
sorry if im out of line but im freakin PISSED.

 

[Boxslayer]

that would actually be sweet...especially if it was against their will. Sort of a Trading Places thing...

Trading Places: Senator/Jail Episode

Like a bunch of steroid infested bouncers holding each of his limbs, he's screaming for help, and he gets thrown into an Octagon where some guy named Jarvis is waiting with a 14 inch dong ....waiting to pulverize this guy's anus for something harmless like gambling on the internet.

I'd love to see how his morals changed, and if he imposed his personal morals on us anymore.