In High School I got a job as a "car jockey" at a car dealership, moving cars in the lot from the front to the back and vice versa. On my third day, I crashed a truck into another vehicle. The boss was pissed (with reason). They then asked me to go pickup dinner, which they didn't think I could fuck up. Well, as I was carrying it from my car to the dealership, the bag broke and the Italian dinners spilled all over the parking lot. Luckily, nobody noticed. I scooped up the dinners back into their respective aluminum trays, sand and all (which I stirred back into the dinners).
The next day I decided not to go back, ultimately quitting without quitting. Finally, a week later I had the nerve to go back and tried to get paid for the three days I did work. When I said to the boss that I was there to pickup my check, I told him it didn't workout for me. His response, "Didn't workout for you? Are you kidding me? What about my truck? I would say it didn't workout for me.". With my tail between my legs, I turned and left w/shame.