At the beach, all over my back with no shirt on. So my funny brother had to yell as loud as he could "A BIRD JUST SHIT ON YOU". The entire beach turned and looked at me, why my bro. was rolling in the sand laughing.
Once. Was late for work one morning and it landed on the top of my shoulder... some of it splashed on my neck. Had no time to go back and change, so I took off my shirt and rubbed my neck with a clean part, then I threw the shirt in a trash can nearby.
Yea, on my way to work, I got a nice snow shower on my head. I went back and washed it off. My excuse for the boss was weak though, "I must've overslept my alarm clock."
duckshit is worse than birdshit, just by shear weight. was down on the side of a lake fishing and this duck took off flying and let on go, in the head, i drove home feeling as if a soft custard had been deposited on my head, really nasty.
Once and it was the first time I broke 90 on a golf course, before that my low round was 98 and I was usually in the 105-110 range. Bird shits on me on hole 3 after a 8 and a 11 on one and two and I end up catching fire and cashing every bet I am in. I love bird shit!!!!!
I have a friend that was shit on by a seagul at the beach during spring break... two fucking years in a row. That was 17 years ago and we still laugh about that shit. pun intended
