I've told this story before, but it's very relevant to this thread. I stopped at my parents house, and neither one of them were home. I noticed a Glamour magazine sitting there and well, you know...Mom came in and caught me. She was so shocked she ended up in traction.
My mom almost caught me even though I had the door blocked with a chair, I was in the attic with my whole porn collection spread out before me when I heard her come into the room. I lost my boner when I had to throw myself against the attic door to keep her from coming in. She thought I was doing drugs my brother guessed right when he said "leave him alone mom, he is probably just jacking off".
