The best of 5-Star Loser:
Party at 5-Star's tonight His mom will be the chaparone-
illegal in illinois but LEGAL in Indiana. I bought a bunch of shit a couple months back for tonight! Huge party at my place. 4 kegs, lots of pussy. :missingte
5-Star calling someone else out-
you are barreled in. you must need the money real bad if you are trying to sell someone elses ipod. Turn it in dude, dont be a pathetic loser
5-Star claiming to nail this-
I was 23 she was 37... this was last month
Do people actually believe this shit over there? If so, nice group of sharps.