Hamneggs vs. dennistheman Head 2 Head NFL Challenge...c'mon out dennis, you woman...

This is the long awaited Challenge that will settle whether "the man" can rise to a Hamneggs Challenge.

Dennis- wherever you are..ask your boyfriend if you can get off your knees and come to the computer and accept this challenge.

You have been challenged by HAMNEGGS, the sharpest and most respected handicapper in the Offshore World.

Do you accept, you little scrawny bum?

Hamneggs- Still considered among the top 3 most respected and feared handicappers in the Offshore World...

 

Is that really you?

 

yes, it is.

I have been confined to the RR only, and my IP is blocked from home. I have a static IP, so I can only post here and there. Thank you for the dedication tagline.

Hamneggs- Still considered among the top 3 most respected and feared handicappers in the Offshore World...

 

[jwunderdog]

Hammy,

Are you or are you not running for Senate in Minn. on the Demo. ticket?


The People need to know!!

 

welcome back man....they missed ya here bro /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

 

hope you are doing well /infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

 

[altice]

Welcome back. Kind of busy with the Rubber Room and work. Talk to you in a bit.

 

How the Phuck are you Bud. I was going to say welcome back, but you have been back for a while now...

lol

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Hamneggs- Voted America's Sharpest Player 9 years in a row...

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[G.MONEY]

DENNIS HAS A PROBLEM COOL HAND JIM HIS PARTNER HAS LEFT HERE AGAIN, SO HE HAS NO PICKS !....G. /infopop/emoticons/icon_eek.gif

 

"The Man" only plays 1/4 unit plays. If he has a strong play, then it is 1/2 unit. A beantown bum fade earns 3/8 unit..

Hamneggs- Still considered among the top 3 most respected and feared handicappers in the Offshore World...

 

[bartybet]

welcome back hamhead

 

I guess Dennis doesn't have the deep pockets of RX_MANIAC. A 1/4 Unit to RX-MANIAC's 75 Phucking Units. Amazing. Nice to have you back Man.

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[dennistheman]

u want some of me asshole.
take u kneepads of and get the lube out boy.
because im gona do u real good.
or do u want it dry u fag?
respecct is something that is earned not given.lets do it this way.
make it all sports just like we where beting.
the true way to find out who the best is.
and this cant be short term thing.
lets make it till end of coll hoops.
start monday 20 plays a week.
all plays 1 and 2 units.
whith a max of 10 of those plaays 2 unit plays.
that awaaaaw when u fall baack u cant bet all 2 unit plays.
what u say boy?

 

[G.MONEY]

LOOKS LIKE THE CHALLENGE MAYBE ON....HAMMY GOOD THING YOU TOOK A BREAK BECAUSE THIS CHALLENGE GOES UNTIL APRIL, HOPE YOU ARE WELL RESTED...G.

 

[dennistheman]

pamy will come up whith some b.s.
he will try to talk his way out of it.
and we will have to take the opeing odds from a site.
that away its fair.
no one or either one of us can post lines.
pamy get the bone out of u mouth and speak up chump.

 

Give them hell Buddy...


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[dennistheman]

pamy is eithier tied down whith a gag or a man in his mouth.
or it was past his 900 bedtime.
c-ya all on sat afternoon sometime.

 

It looks like dennisthemenace is going to make this more complicated than previous Hamneggs Challenges (that unfortunately got shortcutted). Should we have expected anything less from such a sophisticated intellectual like dennis?

She wants to make this an "all sports challenge". Perhaps we should call it the "Dennistheman All Sports Head 2 Head Challenge". Oopss...I didn't mean to capitalize "dennis".

Well, dennis, which lines are we going to use kid? We could always use the stretch mark lines from your wife's tummy, but you know those lines far too well.

Do we have a proposal from the Forum? Which lines shall we use?

Hamneggs- Still considered among the top 3 most respected and feared handicappers in the Offshore World...

 

[dennistheman]

pamy how about we use the stretch marks on u old ladys mouth as i did.
well never mine i alredy used all her holes.
im gona use u like i used her.
but have not decied if im gona lube u.
i did her dry.
how about scores and odds opeing lines?
pamy those rules o.k. whith u?

WE NEED SOMEONE TO KEEP SCORE ANYONE?
WHICH FORUM WE GONA POST IN?

 

Ok, we can use the opening lines on scoresandodds.com

Let's set out the rest of the rules.

1) use opening lines from scoresandodds.com
2) 20 plays per week, 5 of which can be 2 unit plays. If you don't say "2 units" then it is assumed that the play is for 1 unit.
3) The contest will last until the last regular season NBA game, and selections can be made from the NBA, NHL, NFL NCAA Basketball and NCAA Football.

What am I missing?

Hamneggs- Still considered among the top 3 most respected and feared handicappers in the Offshore World...