Gotta love this posting under the missed connections on Craigslist....
I am really going to miss you! I am going to miss the way you drink way too much and incessantly whine and complain about your job, your family, my family, and our relationship. I am going to miss you snooping through my shit and using whatever trivial thing you find to start a fight with after we go out and you've has a few glasses of wine. I am going to miss the fowl aroma eminating from your panties when we lay down at night. Sometimes I close my eyes and just imagine that I'm at an indoor fish market with no A/C or no ventilation. I'm going to miss the way your giant twat farts back on me when we make love, not really so bad if it wasn't for that smell that it brings with it! Most of all im going to miss your over judgemental and condecending ways. It's sweet how you think so highly of yourself when noone else does.
Maybe I don't really miss you at all, maybe im glad to be free after a year and a half. I can finaly move on to a younger, sweeter, and sexier woman that doesn't smell like she bathes with an old whiskas can. Yea life is good now! Thanks for the memories and I hope that alcoholic bi-polar thing works out better for you in the future. <table summary="craigslist hosted images"><tbody><tr><td align="center">
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I am really going to miss you! I am going to miss the way you drink way too much and incessantly whine and complain about your job, your family, my family, and our relationship. I am going to miss you snooping through my shit and using whatever trivial thing you find to start a fight with after we go out and you've has a few glasses of wine. I am going to miss the fowl aroma eminating from your panties when we lay down at night. Sometimes I close my eyes and just imagine that I'm at an indoor fish market with no A/C or no ventilation. I'm going to miss the way your giant twat farts back on me when we make love, not really so bad if it wasn't for that smell that it brings with it! Most of all im going to miss your over judgemental and condecending ways. It's sweet how you think so highly of yourself when noone else does.
Maybe I don't really miss you at all, maybe im glad to be free after a year and a half. I can finaly move on to a younger, sweeter, and sexier woman that doesn't smell like she bathes with an old whiskas can. Yea life is good now! Thanks for the memories and I hope that alcoholic bi-polar thing works out better for you in the future. <table summary="craigslist hosted images"><tbody><tr><td align="center">
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