Got laid tonight. Holler.

[SkinsRaj28]

I fucked realestatepro/heatohio's girlfriend earlier tonight while his kid watched. realestatepro was too busy telling people on EOG and the Rx that he's smarter than them and only makes intelligent posts while everyone else is stupid to even notice that I was railing that bitch.

Hope the kid doesn't get confused after hearing mommy call ME daddy for a couple hours.

I'm not kidding. Shit went down. Terrorized the fuck outta the club.

Club = realestatepro's wife's vagy-vag.

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[texansfan]

Did you eat a burger after?

 

[quantumleap]

Did she piss all over the bed? I know that's how you like it.

 

[goodcall]

you had the kid watch? how inefficient.

 

[MikeB]

you had the kid watch? how inefficient.

Not really inefficient, he didn't have to get a babysitter.

 

[realestatepro]

The guy who can't do in real life so he does on the internet strikes again. It must be sad to have to pretend to get laid. I guess people pretend all sorts of things. You pretend that you get laid, that you're tough that you have a life. Buster pretends that posting pictures online makes him a funny likable guy. PBR pretends that he's not run out of every neighborhood for being a registered sexual offender. Quant makes believes that he's not a 5' 1" 250LB guy that couldn't get a girl if he paid for her. You guys all do a lot of pretending on here. I'm the only one who is truthful. I'm the only one who isn't full of shit.

Listen Skins, I know that you have that small guy syndrome and it makes you feel better to start with people over the internet. But we all know that if it came down to it in real life you'd run and hide like a little bitch.

 

[realestatepro]

Did you eat a burger after?

Haven't you been shot in the head yet? I'm sure it's only a matter of time. People love to shoot cops and I love to hear the stories when they do happen. It can make that bad day just turn right around.

 

[steaktartar]

hahaha....i hate missing these

 

[MikeB]

Haven't you been shot in the head yet? I'm sure it's only a matter of time. People love to shoot cops and I love to hear the stories when they do happen. It can make that bad day just turn right around.

I can't believe that you just typed that you love to hear about cops being shot.

 

[hater]

buster be ridin' dirty in his lamborghini

 

[oldirtyku]

hahaha....i hate missing these

ahahahah... me 2...


ope:

 

[hater]

I can't believe that you just typed that you love to hear about cops being shot.

He's a piece of shit.

 

[MikeB]

Well, that explains why he keeps getting banned.

 

[oldirtyku]

I am in shock that someone actually offended MikeB...

What's this world coming 2?

 

[MikeB]

I am in shock that someone actually offended MikeB...

What's this world coming 2?

Yeah, it takes a lot.

That is kinda over the edge though. You know that this tool is serious about it.

Disturbing.

 

[cut-paste-hero]

40 Dead Animals

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Please donkey punch me if I am ever caught yelling this anywhere.

Way to go gerbil man!! Keep up the good fight!

 

[FearTheRaven]

 

[SkinsRaj28]

The guy who can't do in real life so he does on the internet strikes again. It must be sad to have to pretend to get laid. I guess people pretend all sorts of things. You pretend that you get laid, that you're tough that you have a life. Buster pretends that posting pictures online makes him a funny likable guy. PBR pretends that he's not run out of every neighborhood for being a registered sexual offender. Quant makes believes that he's not a 5' 1" 250LB guy that couldn't get a girl if he paid for her. You guys all do a lot of pretending on here. I'm the only one who is truthful. I'm the only one who isn't full of shit.

Listen Skins, I know that you have that small guy syndrome and it makes you feel better to start with people over the internet. But we all know that if it came down to it in real life you'd run and hide like a little bitch.

Can't do in real life? Can you not read? I did your GIRLFRIEND. Your kid was sitting there drooling and giggling the whole time. There's a small chance I might have gotten some cum on him. If so, it was purely accidental, I swear. :sadbb:

Hey, remember how you're the one who created a ghost here because you can't live without posting? Or was that me? No, that was you.

Thanks for being the only one to ever be truthful, though. Yes, we're all losers and you're the only one who's real. But your girl didn't seem to mind when I was plowing the shit out of her. I vaguely remember her saying something like "I knew I was hotter than a keyboard. Fuck my stupid boyfriend." That might not be verbatim, though, as a lot of shit she said was muffled up when I used your kid to gag her to keep the noise down. Ever seen an infant duct-taped to another human's mouth. It looks pretty funny, not gonna lie.

And by funny, I mean hot.

But yeah, please don't threaten to kill me. I think your girl might miss me, and then end up killing herself and her child. I guess the kid's better off dead than with you. Makes sense. But don't worry, The Rx and EOG value your contributions, so keep it up toots. D

Dead, semen-covered realestatepro wife and baby in the house. Woooo woooooooooooooooooo

 

[HinesWard86]

I videotaped.

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Putting that shit on the internet as we speak. Gonna make some $$$

 

[GoBlue34]

The guy who can't do in real life so he does on the internet strikes again. It must be sad to have to pretend to get laid. I guess people pretend all sorts of things. You pretend that you get laid, that you're tough that you have a life. Buster pretends that posting pictures online makes him a funny likable guy. PBR pretends that he's not run out of every neighborhood for being a registered sexual offender. Quant makes believes that he's not a 5' 1" 250LB guy that couldn't get a girl if he paid for her. You guys all do a lot of pretending on here. I'm the only one who is truthful. I'm the only one who isn't full of shit.

Listen Skins, I know that you have that small guy syndrome and it makes you feel better to start with people over the internet. But we all know that if it came down to it in real life you'd run and hide like a little bitch.

One of the bests posts ever. Soumi