A guy walks into a sperm bank wearing a ski mask and holding a gun. He goes up to the nurse and orders her to open the vault. She says, "But sir, it's just a sperm bank!"
"Open it now!" he demands.
She opens the vault, and it's full of test tube samples.
"Take one and drink it" says the guy.
"But it's sperm!" she pleads
"Do it Now!" he says
So the nurse sucks it back
"That one there, drink that one as well" he continues
The nurse does as she's told.
Finally, after four samples the man taks off his skii mask. It's her husband!
"See?" he says ...... "Was that so bad?!"
"Open it now!" he demands.
She opens the vault, and it's full of test tube samples.
"Take one and drink it" says the guy.
"But it's sperm!" she pleads
"Do it Now!" he says
So the nurse sucks it back
"That one there, drink that one as well" he continues
The nurse does as she's told.
Finally, after four samples the man taks off his skii mask. It's her husband!
"See?" he says ...... "Was that so bad?!"