NIGHT CLUBBING
> >
> > I ended up with an older woman at a club last night.
> >
> > She looked pretty good for a 60-year-old. In fact, she wasn't
> too
> >bad at all, and I found myself thinking that she probably had a really
> hot
> >daughter.
> >
> > We drank a bit, and we had a bit of a snuggle, and she asked
> if I
> >ever had a 'Sportsman's Double?'
> >
> > 'What's that?' I asked.
> >
> > 'It's a mother and daughter threesome,' she said.
> >
> > 'Oh...' I said as my mind began to embrace the idea, 'No, I
> >haven't.'
> >
> > And I wondered what this daughter of hers might look like. We
> >drank a bit more, then she says with a wink that tonight was 'my lucky
> >night.
> >
> &g t; I went back to her place.
> >
> > We walked in.
> >
> >
> > She put on the hall light and shouted upstairs:
> >
> > 'Mom, you still awake'?