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Humboldt penguins are threatened with extinction

</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE><!-- E IIMA -->Gay rights activists have protested at a north German zoo's plans to test the sexual orientation of six male penguins which have displayed homosexual traits.

Bremerhaven's Zoo am Meer said it would introduce four extra female penguins from Sweden to the group to see if the males really were gay.

But zoo director Heike Kueck said "gay groups worldwide have been cursing us since that announcement".

The zoo says it just wants to encourage the rare Humboldt penguins to breed.

The males have been observed trying to mate with each other and trying to hatch offspring out of stones.

"We don't know whether the three male pairs are really homosexual or whether they have just bonded because of a shortage of females," said Mrs Kueck, quoted by Germany's Der Spiegel news magazine.

Gay groups insisted that penguins had a right to form couples without human interference, she said.

"Nobody here wants to forcibly separate homosexual couples," she said. Only one baby Humboldt penguin has been born at the zoo, which has six males and four females, Der Spiegel reports.<!-- E BO -->

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/4264913.stm



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....in keeping with the madness of this thread...I will add a few touches of my own...

Breaking:
Faith based groups gain court order to cure gay penguins

Following a High court ruling The Families for Penguins organisation has gained legal access to the Penguins at Bremerhaven Zoo.
A spokesman for the organisation said "we plan to use high voltage electro-shock therapy on these poor misguided creatures. This breakdown in moral values amongst Penguins is threatening the entire zoo."
 

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Breaking:

Gay rights activists "rescue" Penguins

Gay activists have abducted the six gay Penguins from Bremerhaven Zoo after Faith based organisations gained legal access to cure them with electro-therapy.

A spokesman said "The Penguins have been taken to a safe place and now they want to get Married."

The ceremony will be a private affair.
 

hangin' about
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My one neutered cat is constantly trying to hump my other neutered cat, and they're brothers.

It would be funny if the humpee weren't getting mad all the time.

Happy Valentine's Day!!!
 

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Gerbils are safe now...a gay man's toolbox will soon contain a few penguins for those special moments with friends.
 

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look, if the penguins cant vote i dont give a crap about them. wasnt it just a year ago everyone was crazy about the smash the penguin game and now everyone wants to make sure theyre ok in case theyre gay.
 

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