As flattering as your onslaught of Lander tribute threads might be, you're barking up the wrong tree Elton. I know rejection is tough, and because I feel sorry for your romance woes and your apparent lack of a job since you post all day about me I will do something for you --
I am going to send you a jersey of your favorite player, so you can put your "GameFace" back on, put that smile on and be back to your-cross-burning-self in no time.
Would you like me to send the Mike Piazza or the Kazuhito Tadano jersey?
Please confirm :
Game "Grand Wizzard" Farce
19 Sheep Drive
Trailor 6
Oklahomo 10666
I am going to send you a jersey of your favorite player, so you can put your "GameFace" back on, put that smile on and be back to your-cross-burning-self in no time.
Would you like me to send the Mike Piazza or the Kazuhito Tadano jersey?
Please confirm :
Game "Grand Wizzard" Farce
19 Sheep Drive
Trailor 6
Oklahomo 10666