So I was at my daughters triathlon with my wife and I see a guy I used to work with.
He comes up to me and we exchange bullshit talk and then his wife joins the conversation with their 2 year old that I havent seen. I knew he had had a baby but havent seen the guy in a while.
So we get to talking and he says yeah...my baby boy was born with 6 toes on each foot...so he proceeds to take his socks off and I see 2 tiny scars on each foot exactly by the little toe on each foot. So he goes through all this talk about hpow they thought about not having them cut off because they didnt find it necessary and it didnt affect anything he did...but then they decided to do it anyway...
so I am thinking yeah he probably wouldnt have been able to take his socks off in front of a girl or he was guaranteed not to get any...so my wife is extremely nervous at this point because she knows there is no telling what I am capable of saying
so I am thinking of all the things this little guy could have had problems with in his life and I simply ask...
so hey...how did you guys play this little piggie with him?
the wife just kinda smiles and walks away and my buddy finds a way to excuse himself too. I didnt realize that I had maybe offended them until my wife started bitching at me....
I finally had to tell her to stfu and go get me a turkey leg.
He comes up to me and we exchange bullshit talk and then his wife joins the conversation with their 2 year old that I havent seen. I knew he had had a baby but havent seen the guy in a while.
So we get to talking and he says yeah...my baby boy was born with 6 toes on each foot...so he proceeds to take his socks off and I see 2 tiny scars on each foot exactly by the little toe on each foot. So he goes through all this talk about hpow they thought about not having them cut off because they didnt find it necessary and it didnt affect anything he did...but then they decided to do it anyway...
so I am thinking yeah he probably wouldnt have been able to take his socks off in front of a girl or he was guaranteed not to get any...so my wife is extremely nervous at this point because she knows there is no telling what I am capable of saying
so I am thinking of all the things this little guy could have had problems with in his life and I simply ask...
so hey...how did you guys play this little piggie with him?
the wife just kinda smiles and walks away and my buddy finds a way to excuse himself too. I didnt realize that I had maybe offended them until my wife started bitching at me....
I finally had to tell her to stfu and go get me a turkey leg.
