fucking son of a bitch man

[soonerdawg1]

so i threw 25 bucks into this thing at the start of bowl season, grinded it up to around 400 by making some solid sports bets and playing $10 and $25 poker, cashed out $300 about 2 weeks ago, as of last night was sitting on $150, which was at my peak.....decided to request my casino access to be unblocked because i was interested in a promo.....it took all of 2 hours, but 2 months' worth of arguably the most disciplined gambling of my life came to a crashing halt early this afternoon......fauk.....like i didn't know that was exactly what was going to happen the moment i decided i could hit the casino without chopping off my dick

i guess i'll take a couple days off and try again

 

[soonerdawg1]

i think i should get a rebate for my casino losses.....will probably amount to something like $1.22.....maybe i can start over with that

 

[Scoops]

GL Soondawgy
:toast:

 

[soonerdawg1]

probably start my comeback on super bowl sunday.....cocksuckers

 

[Scoops]

Go Greenbay and you know youre being paged a few threads down......:toast:

 

[soonerdawg1]

rhyming just ain't as much fun without NES having my back.....i think i let him down when i reworked the Family Matters theme song and claimed it as my own....things just haven't been the same since

 

[soonerdawg1]

fucking dickwads......so i ask politely about whether i will get a rebate on my losses (figuring i MIGHT net about 15 or 20 bucks that i could start working), and this is what they say:

Dear Mr. *****

Thank you for contacting Bodog Casino Customer Service.


We understand you are asking if you are still eligible for getting the comps which are issued bi-weekly. Please be advised that the loss and handle comps that we are giving out every Mondays and Thursdays are directly issued to your Casino balance and once you requested to deactivate your Casino account, the comp that supposed to be issued will be forfeited.

Thank you for your patience and understanding on this matter.

 

[soonerdawg1]

fuuuuuuuuck.........why god, why?????? stay out of the casinos kids!!!!!! 2 months of hard gambling work down the tubes in 2 hours......thank god it's sunday or i'd be hitting the liquor store and getting a bottle of the cheap stuff that tastes like liquid wood

 

[Scoops]

Yep,Slots will fck you

 

[Scoops]

....and I actually enjoed the Family Matters theme poem

 

[RoofTop]

Hey sooner, I started with $400 in my account around bowl season and with alot of bad picking I drained it down to $3.00. Since I didn't have enough to place a minimum bet on the national championship game I went into the casino. I maxed bet one of the slots and hit it for $1,200. Hope this make you feel better.

 

[soonerdawg1]

totally uncalled for.....

i will say i have been historically GREAT at picking winners after some time off, so once i do get back to posting plays, you might wanna pay attention.....

 

[lax_gunman]

fuuuuuuuuck.........why god, why?????? stay out of the casinos kids!!!!!! 2 months of hard gambling work down the tubes in 2 hours......thank god it's sunday or i'd be hitting the liquor store and getting a bottle of the cheap stuff that tastes like liquid wood

One good thing about Maine, you can buy alcohol any day of the week from 6am to 1am.

 

[Rawpimple]

I can never fully read anything you write because I am so fascinated by your dog's nuts.

 

[soonerdawg1]

it's not my dog, just a random mutt i found courtesy of google after searching most of the day for a good pair of dog balls online.....i thought it might be a bit weird if i took a picture of my own dog's balls and used them as an avatar

 

[KingofNicotine]

What game did you lose it with?

 

[soonerdawg1]

it started with joker poker......got pissed off and hit the slots......