Fuck this shit, Im drunk

[HinesWard86]

From now on this is the im drunk thread chicks and dudes who pass out on your floor represent here. i think im about to give this guy who passedout in my bathroom a golden shower, im supposed to be babysitting him but im veryd runk and high off of crippy, thats some good shit, only G-13 is better IMO. I love you theRX, you stay classyt you motherfuckers or ill fuck all ur moms liek heard and shit and be like BAM BAM BAM motherfucker and ull be crying cuz im ur new father and shit im gonna be like go clean ur rrom bithces and shit like that and ull be like jesus this sucks and ill be kike yea kid suck deess buts

 

[hellah10]

hahahahahah

 

[919]

high off of crippy, thats some good shit, only G-13 is better IMO.

Alaskan Thunderfuck and The Purps.

 

[royboy_3831]

way to represent hines, if your gonna do the damn thing, do it right!!!

 

[HinesWard86]

good news everyone the guy tat puked all over my living rommfloor isnt dead, hes still passed out in my bathroom tho, i need to tkae a massive shit thjo so if hes doesnt wake up from the smell iull be stunned

 

[royboy_3831]

Wow, takin a shit while ur buddy is passed out drunk in the bathroom, that's impressive man....:thumbsup2: :grandmais ucking:

 

[royboy_3831]

and if you didn't give that dude a golden shower i'm real fuckin dissapointed in you man, i mean hell he was sleepin in YOUR bathroom, stories like that are what good frienships are built on...

 

[HinesWard86]

Now that I've had some time to wake up. Everyone ended up passed out or puking except me and this kid named Pacho. We didnt give them golden showers or anything but Pacho kept kicking them in the balls and I was fortunate enough to have a Sharpie on hand. People love it when they wake up and look in the mirror and see a swastika on their forehead and cheeks.

 

[SkinsRaj28]

Hines, I still have the drunken conversation you had with me from last night...you gotta let me post it here. hahahaha hilarious.

 

[RobFunk]

Hines, I still have the drunken conversation you had with me from last night...you gotta let me post it here. hahahaha hilarious.

I thought about what you said to me. About my posts. I stayed up half the night thinking about it. And then something occurred to me. And then I fell into a nice, deep, peaceful sleep.

And I haven't thought about you since. You know what occurred to me? You're just a kid. You haven't the faintest idea what you are talking about. When I look at you, I don't see a confident, intelligent man. I see a scared, shitless kid.

 

[SkinsRaj28]

I thought about what you said to me. About my posts. I stayed up half the night thinking about it. And then something occurred to me. And then I fell into a nice, deep, peaceful sleep.

And I haven't thought about you since. You know what occurred to me? You're just a kid. You haven't the faintest idea what you are talking about. When I look at you, I don't see a confident, intelligent man. I see a scared, shitless kid.

Edit: nevermind. You're a homo, Rob. Hold me.

 

[HinesWard86]

Hines, I still have the drunken conversation you had with me from last night...you gotta let me post it here. hahahaha hilarious.

Yea, you are definitely allowed to post that shit.

 

[HarryCaray]

HAHAHA, hilarious post Hines.

 

[SkinsRaj28]

OK, finally remembered to dig up the convo HinesWard and I had online the same night he made this drunken thread...and if you notice that my responses were pretty generic, it's cuz I was trying to masturbate when he IMed me. Asshole. I need to put away messages up from now on when punishing myself. Anyways, enjoy:

EstacioHernandez: hey motherfucka!
SkinsRaj28: whats up negro
EstacioHernandez: im drunk and hifh
SkinsRaj28: hahahaha
SkinsRaj28: nice
EstacioHernandez: and the room is spinning
EstacioHernandez: i cant see shit
EstacioHernandez: im so drunkcccc
EstacioHernandez: i cant seeshit
EstacioHernandez: im ike gone
EstacioHernandez: i love
EstacioHernandez: i need agito suck my dick
EstacioHernandez: a girl
EstacioHernandez: something
EstacioHernandez: i dunno
EstacioHernandez: i dont care
EstacioHernandez: im gone
EstacioHernandez: ater
SkinsRaj28: hahahaha
SkinsRaj28: good luck man
EstacioHernandez: im gonna fuck some drunk su chick
EstacioHernandez: shes not hot
EstacioHernandez: but hety
EstacioHernandez: 3 4's make a 12!
SkinsRaj28: its all good
EstacioHernandez: right man
EstacioHernandez: right
SkinsRaj28: hahaha exactly
EstacioHernandez: i know
SkinsRaj28: right
EstacioHernandez: im gone
EstacioHernandez: im gonna tackle some pusstg
EstacioHernandez: i hope its pusst
EstacioHernandez: later
SkinsRaj28: hahaha good luck
later man
EstacioHernandez: can u send me some condoms theu the nret/?
EstacioHernandez: i need some
EstacioHernandez: i forgottto et some last nite
EstacioHernandez: im gone
EstacioHernandez: i need more weed
EstacioHernandez: later
SkinsRaj28: hahahaha
later

 

[RobFunk]

Fun thread, I have nothing of value to add.

Just that, Skins Hines Burress

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BmRTWJFm9Gk

 

[NES]

high off of crippy

What are you Tico? That doesnt even mean anything in the rest of the world, does it?

 

[fivestarjake]

Alaskan Thunderfuck and The Purps.

alaskan thunderfuck rocks!!!ope:

 

[919]

alaskan thunderfuck rocks!!!ope:

That's crazy...my boy from Col Springs is the one who introduced me to it...

Ever get ahold of the Purps?

 

[Kruser6]

EstacioHernandez: im gonna tackle some pusstg
EstacioHernandez: i hope its pusst

The funniest lines out of the whole thing.

Skinsraj "Good luck man"


LMAO. I would have been like "You hope its *****? It BETTER be *****!!"

 

[HinesWard86]

lol that was a pretty good nite......first kegger in the new apt. tomorrow nite be prepared skinsraj