I thought we were brothers in verse
oh how we'd rhyme and how we'd curse
playing off eachother's work
that shit almost seemed rehearsed
I'd say shit, and you'd say shat
and other silly things like that
you were my yin, I your chow young fat
the poet's corner was where it was at
but then FZ's hemmoroid became thrombosed
and then its like you just ignored my post
no LOLs for which I could boast
not even the two smiley faces raising their mugs in toast
I mean totally understand, on this subject too we can relate
its better posting nothing at all, then saying some shit that is fake
you have to be sparing with the risk you take
when your posting handle's credibility and E-friends are at stake
I mean that poem poem poll you posted, was totally NOT gay
even thought when I hit reply, originally thats what I was going to say
but then I thought, you know what, why ruin Sooner's day?
maybe this was your attempt at reaching out and i couldnt turn you away
so I voted for you, even though your poems usually suck
your rhyming schemes are torture, and your spelling's totally fucked
and aside from the fact you are a sooner a fan, because in OK you are stuck
but also you're a degenerate, a racist, a tubby pervert, and a schmuck
oh how we'd rhyme and how we'd curse
playing off eachother's work
that shit almost seemed rehearsed
I'd say shit, and you'd say shat
and other silly things like that
you were my yin, I your chow young fat
the poet's corner was where it was at
but then FZ's hemmoroid became thrombosed
and then its like you just ignored my post
no LOLs for which I could boast
not even the two smiley faces raising their mugs in toast
I mean totally understand, on this subject too we can relate
its better posting nothing at all, then saying some shit that is fake
you have to be sparing with the risk you take
when your posting handle's credibility and E-friends are at stake
I mean that poem poem poll you posted, was totally NOT gay
even thought when I hit reply, originally thats what I was going to say
but then I thought, you know what, why ruin Sooner's day?
maybe this was your attempt at reaching out and i couldnt turn you away
so I voted for you, even though your poems usually suck
your rhyming schemes are torture, and your spelling's totally fucked
and aside from the fact you are a sooner a fan, because in OK you are stuck
but also you're a degenerate, a racist, a tubby pervert, and a schmuck
