Fuck Mexican History

[HinesWard86]

:nohead: Fuck Mexican History, fuck Porfirio Diaz, fuck Cardenas, fuck Augustin Iturbide, fuck Pancho Villa, fuck Santa Anna, fuck Benito Juarez, and most of all fuck my professor for the ridiculousness of his exams. If I wanted to take crazy hard exams, I would've gone to Yale, but I'm at Florida State, so give Florida State type exams you fucking asshole

 

[Rawpimple]

Yeah FSU type exams. Couldnt they take you outside and have you do a flip on a trampoline or ride around in a clown outfit on a tricycle?

Maybe park in some handicap spaces?

Any questions on Salma Hayek?

 

[JakeT.]

Any questions on Salma Hayek?

What's her number and would she like to date me?

 

[WCBias]

:nohead: Fuck Mexican History, fuck Porfirio Diaz, fuck Cardenas, fuck Augustin Iturbide, fuck Pancho Villa, fuck Santa Anna, fuck Benito Juarez, and most of all fuck my professor for the ridiculousness of his exams. If I wanted to take crazy hard exams, I would've gone to Yale, but I'm at Florida State, so give Florida State type exams you fucking asshole

Dude you must be stupid as fuck to go to Florida State and not know about Porfirio Diaz....that shit is some great tequila

 

[ThePig+]

If you're at Florida State you must mean could have rather than would have gone to Yale. Go Bulldogs.