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Paris- Here is a radio intercept from French troops. It seems they are attacking an American position in Iraq.
US ARMY RANGER: Hey is there any French bastards on this frequency?
FRENCH CMDR: Yes, who is this?
US ARMY RANGER: Listen up pussy… one Army Ranger is worth two french troops.
FRENCH CMDR: Ah! You think?
US ARMY RANGER: send 2 of your best guys over the hill to your north and I will show you.
FRENCH CMDR: Bastard!
(French unit sends out 2 troops to kill the ranger)
(gunfire in background)
US ARMY RANGER: Hey Frenchie…they ain't coming back!
FRENCH CMDR: why you…
US ARMY RANGER: one Army Ranger is worth 10 french troops
FRENCH CMDR: stupid American pig
(French unit sends out 10 troops to kill the ranger)
(gunfire, explosions and screams in background)
US ARMY RANGER: Hey, got some news for ya… one Army Ranger is worth 1000 French troops
FRENCH CMDR: Well, well you will pay for this….
(French unit sends out 1000 troops to kill the ranger)
(gunfire, explosions, screams, and ripping metal in background)
FRENCH TROOPER: SIR SIR! (cough, gasp) ARE YOU THERE!
FRENCH CMDR: YES YES, IS THAT AMERICAN BASTARD DEAD
FRENCH TROOPER: NO SIR, DON'T SEND ANYMORE TROOPS, IT IS A NASTY AMERICAN TRICK…….
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(choke)
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(gasp)
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THERE ARE TWO ARMY RANGERS OUT THERE!
Paris- Here is a radio intercept from French troops. It seems they are attacking an American position in Iraq.
US ARMY RANGER: Hey is there any French bastards on this frequency?
FRENCH CMDR: Yes, who is this?
US ARMY RANGER: Listen up pussy… one Army Ranger is worth two french troops.
FRENCH CMDR: Ah! You think?
US ARMY RANGER: send 2 of your best guys over the hill to your north and I will show you.
FRENCH CMDR: Bastard!
(French unit sends out 2 troops to kill the ranger)
(gunfire in background)
US ARMY RANGER: Hey Frenchie…they ain't coming back!
FRENCH CMDR: why you…
US ARMY RANGER: one Army Ranger is worth 10 french troops
FRENCH CMDR: stupid American pig
(French unit sends out 10 troops to kill the ranger)
(gunfire, explosions and screams in background)
US ARMY RANGER: Hey, got some news for ya… one Army Ranger is worth 1000 French troops
FRENCH CMDR: Well, well you will pay for this….
(French unit sends out 1000 troops to kill the ranger)
(gunfire, explosions, screams, and ripping metal in background)
FRENCH TROOPER: SIR SIR! (cough, gasp) ARE YOU THERE!
FRENCH CMDR: YES YES, IS THAT AMERICAN BASTARD DEAD
FRENCH TROOPER: NO SIR, DON'T SEND ANYMORE TROOPS, IT IS A NASTY AMERICAN TRICK…….
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(choke)
\/
(gasp)
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THERE ARE TWO ARMY RANGERS OUT THERE!
