for the love of god

[soonerdawg1]

Keep a plunger readily available in your bathroom. My God, the awkwardness of taking a shit in someone's house (someone you don't know very well in the first place) and the goddamn toilet backs up. You got two good sized turds threatening to spill onto the floor and there's no one around to blame it on.

"Uh....ya'll got a plunger?"

"A plunger?" (bitch gonna look at me like she doesn't know what the fuck I'm talking about).

"Never mind, it's nothing. It was nice meeting you. Tell Dave I'll see him in class."

"Hey wait, why were you asking for a plunger."

Ha, suddenly the bitch got it.

 

[Scoops]

Nice

I had a similar awkward situation today my self.I take a shower and wack one out then right after I got out of the shower this chick shows up unexpected, all horny and just drags me to the room.She is going crazy and I am just not feeling it....So well....I finally say ,,,,wait til later,,she puts her clothes on, gets mad and leaves,,,,O'well,fuck it.

 

[donkeybucks]

Just do what I did. Use your hand and plung into the water and start breaking up the turd that's clogging up the darn thing. Sure you have to wash your hands afterwards but saves you alot of explanation and embarrasemnt afterwards.

 

[NyMets609]

Just do what I did. Use your hand and plung into the water and start breaking up the turd that's clogging up the darn thing. Sure you have to wash your hands afterwards but saves you alot of explanation and embarrasemnt afterwards.

wow wow wow

 

[Hookandcrook+]

:drink::drink::drink:

wow wow wow

 

[Scoops]

Just do what I did. Use your hand and plung into the water and start breaking up the turd that's clogging up the darn thing. Sure you have to wash your hands afterwards but saves you alot of explanation and embarrasemnt afterwards.

Very Nice
:toast:

You Are The Man.....DB

 

[soonerdawg1]

the kind of person who doesn't keep a plunger readily available by the shitter is probably not the kind of person who keeps hand sanitizer within reach either....please ensure there is soap of some kind prior to taking on the shit

 

[Incubus]

Just do what I did. Use your hand and plung into the water and start breaking up the turd that's clogging up the darn thing. Sure you have to wash your hands afterwards but saves you alot of explanation and embarrasemnt afterwards.

 

[donkeybucks]

Ha Ha Ha guys guys guys, that was a one time deal where I was at someone else's house some years ago now. It kinda was a panic situation and I could see the toilet start to overflow and NO F'n plunger was near by. So I had to do what I didn't want to do but did it anyways. Well, needless to say, it worked. Not something I'm proud of admitting but yeah it happened.

Just remembering this makes me wanna go get a drink.

 

[roadreeler57]

Just be honest & say hey I took a shit & the damn thing backed up...If they are any kind of real friends theyll understand & youll laugh about it later...If they act like well U dumbass U plugged up our pooper then they are not real friends & not worth the bother...Drop them immediately..

 

[ScottL]

Dislodge the towel rack or shower curtain rod and use one of those to go to work on the clog

 

[RenoChazz]

Incubus can find a pic to fit any thread, love it.
Personally I only shit in my own bathroom unless it's an emergency.
I usually have to take shit around the same time everyday.

 

[TheUltimateRookie]

I have to be fully undressed to take a dump. Even the socks.

 

[jcheckers]

At that point I don't think the Lysol is gonna help!

 

[Albatross]

Haha