Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the car-pool lane?
What's the difference between a novel and a book?
Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
Why is it said that an alarm clock is going off when really its coming on?
In libraries, do they put the bible in the fiction or non-fiction section?
If you fart and burp at the same time, would it make a vacuum in your tummy?
Why do you put two cents in when its only a penny for your thoughts?
Can you cry underwater?
You know the signs on restaurant doors? No Shirt, No Shoes, No Service?
what if someone goes in with No Pants? Would the restaurant still have to serve them?
If an African elephant comes to America, is it an African-American elephant?
Why do we say we're head over heels when we're happy? Isn't that the way we normally are?
If bald people work as chefs in a restaurant,do they have to wear hairnets?
If there's a wheelchair-bound comedian, is it still called "stand-up"?
How did Walt Disney figure out how to make people pay to stand in lines all day?
If you get chemo-therapy do you lose your pubic hairs?
When Atheists go to Court, they can't swear on the bible, can they?
Why when people ask you "what three things would you bring with you on a desert island?" no one ever replies, "A BOAT"
What shape is the sky?
If you only have one eye...are you blinking or winking?
If you have a gun and you ask, "can I ask you a question?" and they say "fire away" should you shoot them?
Why is it that people duck in the rain, do they really think the rain won't hit them?
If a pope goes to the bathroom, is it considered holy crap?
If all of ACME's products backfire, why does Wile E. Coyote keep buying them?
Can fat people go skinny-dipping?
Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist, but a person who drives a race car not called a racist?
Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM?
What would you use to dilute water?
If Americans throw rice at weddings, do the Chinese throw hamburgers?
What's the difference between a novel and a book?
Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
Why is it said that an alarm clock is going off when really its coming on?
In libraries, do they put the bible in the fiction or non-fiction section?
If you fart and burp at the same time, would it make a vacuum in your tummy?
Why do you put two cents in when its only a penny for your thoughts?
Can you cry underwater?
You know the signs on restaurant doors? No Shirt, No Shoes, No Service?
what if someone goes in with No Pants? Would the restaurant still have to serve them?
If an African elephant comes to America, is it an African-American elephant?
Why do we say we're head over heels when we're happy? Isn't that the way we normally are?
If bald people work as chefs in a restaurant,do they have to wear hairnets?
If there's a wheelchair-bound comedian, is it still called "stand-up"?
How did Walt Disney figure out how to make people pay to stand in lines all day?
If you get chemo-therapy do you lose your pubic hairs?
When Atheists go to Court, they can't swear on the bible, can they?
Why when people ask you "what three things would you bring with you on a desert island?" no one ever replies, "A BOAT"
What shape is the sky?
If you only have one eye...are you blinking or winking?
If you have a gun and you ask, "can I ask you a question?" and they say "fire away" should you shoot them?
Why is it that people duck in the rain, do they really think the rain won't hit them?
If a pope goes to the bathroom, is it considered holy crap?
If all of ACME's products backfire, why does Wile E. Coyote keep buying them?
Can fat people go skinny-dipping?
Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist, but a person who drives a race car not called a racist?
Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM?
What would you use to dilute water?
If Americans throw rice at weddings, do the Chinese throw hamburgers?
