>> >First Time Sex
>> >
>> >A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday
>> >night to meet, and have dinner with her parents.
>> >Since this is such a big event, the girl announces
>> >to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like
>> >to go out and make love for the first time .
>> >The boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex
>> >before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to
>> >get some condoms. He tells the pharmacist it's his
>> >first time and the pharmacist helps the boy for about an
>> >hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about
>> >condoms and sex. At the register, the pharmacist asks
>> >the boy how many condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or
>> >family pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he
>> >thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all.
>> >That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents
>> >house and meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm so
>> >excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!"
>> >The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner
>> >table where the girl's parents are seated. The boy
>> >quickly offers to say grace and bows his head.
>> >A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in
>> >prayer, with his head down. 10 minutes pass, and still
>> >no movement from the boy. Finally, after 20 minutes
>> >with his head down, the girlfriend leans over and whispers to the
>> >boyfriend, "I had no idea you were this religious."
>> >The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea
>> >your father was a pharmacist."
>> >
>> >A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday
>> >night to meet, and have dinner with her parents.
>> >Since this is such a big event, the girl announces
>> >to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like
>> >to go out and make love for the first time .
>> >The boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex
>> >before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to
>> >get some condoms. He tells the pharmacist it's his
>> >first time and the pharmacist helps the boy for about an
>> >hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about
>> >condoms and sex. At the register, the pharmacist asks
>> >the boy how many condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or
>> >family pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he
>> >thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all.
>> >That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents
>> >house and meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm so
>> >excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!"
>> >The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner
>> >table where the girl's parents are seated. The boy
>> >quickly offers to say grace and bows his head.
>> >A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in
>> >prayer, with his head down. 10 minutes pass, and still
>> >no movement from the boy. Finally, after 20 minutes
>> >with his head down, the girlfriend leans over and whispers to the
>> >boyfriend, "I had no idea you were this religious."
>> >The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea
>> >your father was a pharmacist."
