Finish this sentence : The older I get the more I .....

[trytrytry]

am less likely to have a threesome

 

[TheKinz]

Fart...

I cant believe how often I let loose compared to years gone by...

Is that normal ?

that is hilarious because I am finding the same thing. I blow the doors off the bedroom around 5am each morning. The wife starts her day by bitching at me. "you pig".LOL..It is un-holdable as well. Funny stuff for the kids but not for the morning quickies which have disappeared.:lol:

 

[PBR]

...get up to pee in the middle of the night.

 

[PBR]

...have a hard time making it to the bathroom before I start to pee in the middle of the night.

 

[pumpuup]

leave shit stains on my underwear!:grandmais

 

[C.P.]

...get up to pee in the middle of the night.

soooo true

 

[Seymour]

Blue Pills I Take

Try yellow ones - they last for a couple of days

 

[kingbill]

Realize the importance of a healthy diet.

realize People all want the same things, they just have different ways of asking for it.

 

[MesaChaser]

Love my recliner and remote and spend the last two hours of work thinking about it.

 

[MoneyManager]

Appreciate the wisdom age brings

 

[VIEJODINOSAUR]

the more toys I have...

 

[honkee]

appreciate a good blowjob

 

[Wynn]

forget what I was going to do next

 

[C.P.]

appreciate a good blowjob

what is that...:think2:

 

[seriousaddiction]

the older I get the more I wonder where my body went

 

[WorldNumberOne]

the more i hate these useless threads . oh wait , i started it .

 

[GreenDoberman]

Solid answers here. I wish I was getting old.


Dammit.