Fart Jokes

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• What is the sharpest thing in the world?
  A Fart. It goes through your pants and doesn't even leave a hole. ​

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• A skeleton was trying to fart in a crowded place.
  But in the end it couldn't 'cos it had no guts. ​

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• What's the definition of bravery?
  A man with diarrhea chancing a fart!​

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• What happened to the blind skunk?
  He fell in love with a fart. ​

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• What do you get if you eat beans and onions?
  Tear Gas.​

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• You're so poor:
  You had to fart in your pocket to make a scent. ​

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• Why fart and waste when you can burp and taste? ​

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• Why don't little girls fart?
  Because they don't have assholes until they're married. ​

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• What do you call a fart?
  A turd honking for the right of way. ​

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• If I wanted to hear from an asshole I would fart. ​

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• What did the maxi-pad say to the fart?
  You are the wind beneath my wings. ​

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• What do you call "fart" in German?
  Farfrompoopin! ​

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• Your ass is so tight:
  You fart and only dogs can hear it. ​

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• What do you call someone who doesn't fart in public?
  A private tutor! ​

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• Laugh and the world laughs with you; fart and they'll stop laughing.​

Confucius say:
Man who fart in church sit in own pew.​

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