TOP 10 DAILY CHALLENGES OF FALSE DMITRI
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10) Does he wear pink or blue womens crotchless panties?
9) How to explain to prospective employers that the sexual assualt charge against that 97 year old man was really a "bum rap"
8) Hoping the bus driver is male so he can blow him instead of having to pay .50 to ride the city bus
7) Constantly reminding folks that Right Side is not his twin brother
6) Finding a comic strip that does not allow the useage of such "brain challenging" words that go his Hillybilly lingo of "shit" or "fucking dumbass"
5) "Inhaling" that 15th Old Milwaukee beer before 9am
4) Hourly reminder to himself that having an IQ of 30 is considered a "blessing" in the backwoods of Arkansas
3) Understanding that when women tell him, "you are ugly and you smell" that does not mean they want to go to bed with him
2) Try and locate a public library that carries the latest issue of Playgirl Magazine
1) Remind himself that being laughed at on the RX Forum for one dumbass posting after another is how Right Side became a legend
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10) Does he wear pink or blue womens crotchless panties?
9) How to explain to prospective employers that the sexual assualt charge against that 97 year old man was really a "bum rap"
8) Hoping the bus driver is male so he can blow him instead of having to pay .50 to ride the city bus
7) Constantly reminding folks that Right Side is not his twin brother
6) Finding a comic strip that does not allow the useage of such "brain challenging" words that go his Hillybilly lingo of "shit" or "fucking dumbass"
5) "Inhaling" that 15th Old Milwaukee beer before 9am
4) Hourly reminder to himself that having an IQ of 30 is considered a "blessing" in the backwoods of Arkansas
3) Understanding that when women tell him, "you are ugly and you smell" that does not mean they want to go to bed with him
2) Try and locate a public library that carries the latest issue of Playgirl Magazine
1) Remind himself that being laughed at on the RX Forum for one dumbass posting after another is how Right Side became a legend