F*** You STARBUCKS!

[shdw01]

I haven't gone to this place in like 6 months (unless I walk in while the gf gets something for herself) but I'm freezing my ass off and tired as hell today so I go in to get something good.

I say HOT, MEDIUM.....then I pause cause I don't know what the fuck I want.....I get a mocha......

I know it is mine when no one responds when someone keeps yelling "ICED GRANDE MOCHA" (medium = grande in starbucks land).....finally they ask me what I ordered, I tell them (as I'm rattling in my jacket)....they look at me like I'm a liar....FUCK YOU.....I say "fuck it", I took the iced drink and left.

I get back to the office, and the lid is made out of steel or something...i put the straw through the middle and it fucking folds my straw flat....no liquid goes up so I have to manually rip the middle of the "plastic" lid wider....too late...straw has holes and it is irritating/loud/airy to drink from it....

I take the lid off....just spilled it on my papers and pants.....

fucking douchebucks

 

[PO69]

shdw, you have gone off the deep end today my friend.



You need a few pills and a few shots of bourbon

 

[pubguy]

I refuse to pay 6 bucks for a coffee flavored shake!

 

[billhill999]

I've switched from Fourbucks back to Dunkin.

 

[whalewager]

Good visual shdw...you have turned into a decent poster in the last day or so

 

[MinnesotaEconMajor]

I didn't realize that this world had any "real men" left in it. Fucking jerk offs are getting manicures and everything!!! Whats with the pink polo shirt and popped collar??? There are a lot of fucking fruitcakes that work at Starbucks. But if you go to them, you are just as much of a "faggot" as they are. Go to the bar Homo!!!! I don't give two fucks what anyone thinks. I ride a harley, and beat my wife!!! Fuck the naacp and woman's rights!!! I live in the caves above ft. apache by the way so you can send your hate mail there. I'll be drawing on the wall.

* Location: Pussyville
* it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

http://lasvegas.craigslist.org/rnr/1275072191.html

 

[ProPokerPlayer]

Permission granted to shoot me if im every holding a starbucks anything in my hand.......

 

[nhoj]

Any guy that goes in a Starbuck need to have a manhood check. Start by watching gay porn and if you feel a little fun in the pants go have you another Starbucks.

 

[festeringZit]

I go to Starbucks all the time.

tip: If you have a Starbucks gift card, and you register it on
their website, all refills are free. So, if you're going to buy something
anyway, buy a $5 gift card, and use it, and then get free refills.


I like to sit in there on my laptop and work, or play poker, free wireless.

 

[wags4]

Permission granted to shoot me if im every holding a starbucks anything in my hand.......

Second that.

 

[Brotherwo]

Due to Shdw bitching, Starbucks decided to give a Free Pastry to their customers tomorrow morning (6/21)...

http://www.starbucks.com/retail/print_free_pastry.html

 

[MinnesotaEconMajor]

I suppose it may be SEMI acceptable if you only order something simple. Once you get into all the complicated "shot of this, extra froth, hold the whatever, soy milk only" blah blah blah, it gets a little ridiculous.

 

[hippieki11er]

I go to Starbucks all the time.

tip: If you have a Starbucks gift card, and you register it on
their website, all refills are free. So, if you're going to buy something
anyway, buy a $5 gift card, and use it, and then get free refills.


I like to sit in there on my laptop and work, or play poker, free wireless.

thanks for the tip.

 

[MinnesotaEconMajor]

Permission granted to shoot me if im every holding a starbucks anything in my hand.......

What about Jamba Juice?

 

[tambasports]

just go to 7-11, make your own drink...aloha from hawaii