Excuses to get out of the house on Fri/Sat PM

[SoonerNation]

Ok Guys,

Need your help...what excuses can I give to get out of the house on Fri/Sat pm to go play poker, hang out with the guys, etc to the girlfriend, short of dumping her, which is an option to...Figure some of you guys have some good ideas on here...fire away!! Thx in advance

 

[Hookandcrook+]

Be a man and tell her your going to play poker.:think2:

 

[mplastered]

If you put up with shit now........well you get the rest.

 

[romecloneout]

grow a pair

 

[Hookandcrook+]

Tell her you beaver is really sore and bleeding and you need to go to the doctor.

 

[Scoops]

Treat her right

 

[meltdown]

Turn in your man-card now. Seriously if you have to lie or make an excuse to see the boys, just hike up your skirt and tell her the truth. MAN UP BOY.

 

[barman]

Ok Guys,

Need your help...what excuses can I give to get out of the house on Fri/Sat pm to go play poker, hang out with the guys, etc

Best lines are to tell her that you're "going to play poker" or "Hang out with the guys"


etc

Fun Fact - Standard index card is 3" x 5" and can serve as a handy measure for the size of your balls.

 

[HookEmHorns]

Tell her you're going to the strip club

 

[GOFOR2]

Ask for your balls back and IF she gives them to you then--------- RUN!!! Don't look back, find another woman, one who understands guys need some time with their friends!

 

[MikeB]

What does your husband think?