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EL BANDITO
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Okay you guys may think I am a pervert..I am so save me the insults..My girlfriend`s best friend is hot as fuck..she makes my girl look like Phyllis Diller. She hangs out at my house alot and even showers here occaisionally..yesterday while walking in the garage I noticed to my utter excitement, amazement and disbelief in my good fortune, I could not believe my eyes that Debbie had left her clothes on the dryer after changing to go in our pool..I have been waiting on this opportunity for months and knowing that they had just gone in, I quickly pocketed the panties and fled to my room to "examine" them better with full intentions of returning them after "inspection". I went in my sports den and locked the door behind me.. I pulled out her blue skimpy panties from my pocket and prepared myself for a euphoric rush of Debbie`s pussy smell..Well..I gazed down in horror as a saw a huge shit stain in the crotch. I still cautiously smelled the upper vaginal region of the panty and trembled in horror when I smelled the smell of an Easter egg found in late November..Managing not to puke, I nervously returned the panties and checked on the girls to make sure they were still swimming..I will never look at Debbie the same, knowing what holy hell she carries down below..I think I will stick to the internet porn and the ole lady..I know none of you have ever sniffed a girl`s panties..Just thought I would "man up" and share my traumatic event..I promise never again..I was just curious as to what her pussy smelled like:coke:
 

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Yea man one of my friends sister we all thought she was hot and one time I was over their house and seen a pair of her panties on the floor in the bathroom, i Took a wiff. It stank something trerrible. I was disappointed to say the least, I had high hopes,of a sweet smell
 

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This thread is worthless without pics of Phyllis Diller.

Word. Or pictures of those filthy panties.

Best part of the story: dude saw the shit stain, and STILL tried to maneuver to get a sniff of the vag. Outstanding.
 

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impressive indeed

on the other hand I always do it, dissapointing will be if I found nothing
 

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This thread is worthless without pics of Phyllis Diller.

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LMAO at someone mistaking Bea Arthur for Phyllis Diller.
 

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Denniz, are these like the panties you refer to?
this seems like blood i guess, not that i smelled or licked them, i'm just sayin'

yv4.jpg
 

EL BANDITO
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Denniz, are these the panties you refer to?
yv4.jpg
Naw dude...Those look like granny panties while Deb`s looked almost thong like, but not quite..Thinking about my experience 3 days ago and I guess she took a crap earlier..the panties in your pic almost look unworn and as if some big fat guy wiped his ass with them to stage the picture..If I breathe just right I can almost still smell that lethal smell from 3 days ago..I have decided to bleach the kitchen floor to replace the smell in my nasal passages with that distinct bleach smell..as a child we would hide dozens of Easter eggs on that traditional holiday in April in our back yard..There were sooo many that some would never be found..One year like 5 months later while swinging in my swing set I discovered an un found Easter egg hidden in the pole of the swing set..I some how got a huge inhale of it and it smelled awful..When I smelled Debbie`s panties it gave me that flashback to my childhood:eek:
 

EL BANDITO
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i hope someday you are able to recover from your debbie's panties episode and move on. my thoughts are with you. i'll even pray for you man.
Thanks homie..ya know just having some fun here..if my girl knew she would wring my kneck..but she would be pleased Deb`s **** is rotten..thanks for your solid contributions to this make people laugh thread:aktion033
 

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Thanks homie..ya know just having some fun here..if my girl knew she would wring my kneck..but she would be pleased Deb`s **** is rotten..thanks for your solid contributions to this make people laugh thread:aktion033
i'm lovin' it!
you made my day when i opened this one!
 

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