Ever been arrested? What for?

[DegenerateDood1]

I got arrested one night, I was drinking with my buddy we have a dirty 30 of miller and cleaned it all out. We went on what we called, ''Night Ops'' where you go out and rummage threw peoples cars or just do crazy shit. First car I found a set of shitty golf clubs, etc etc. I'm walking about a mile with these golf clubs when I stumble upon this dudes car who I've always hated, being drunk out of my mind it seems like a good idea to use the putter on his windshield, first wack takes a massive divit out, 2nd wack another divit.. then I hear hey you mother fuckers.. take off running. Cops came to my house..got arrested..was too drunk to know what was occuring and that was that.

p.s

charges were dismissed

 

[Devilwoman]

I was arrested for minor in posesion of alcohol with Nes.

Nes was arrested for stealing cigarettes with my ex-husband. I stole some too, but I kept walking out the door, got in the car and left. Was listening to the scanner minutes later and heard them say "The female suspect has disappeared."

 

[festeringZit]

I was pulled over and put in cuffs and taken to jail for
the following:

Supposedly I didn't pay part of a ticket for speeding & not
wearing a seat-belt. The ticket was 10 yrs old, and they
claimed I paid the speeding part, but not the seat-belt.

So, they put a warrant out for my arrest without telling me.
Argh.

My wife had to come pay the ticket, and "bail" me out.

I was glad they put me in a cell by myself, I didn't want to
lose my chocolate cherry.

 

[kingbill]

I once tried to bet weed at a casino...

 

[hater]

I once tried to bet weed at a casino...

lol

 

[RupertPupkin]

I got arrested at age 17 for stealing gumballs out of a gumball machine at JC Penneys , no joke either.

 

[VIEJODINOSAUR]

Let's see...drunken alcoholics who gamble and chase women...I think we have all been behind bars at one time or another...better question would be who hasn't been behind bars...

 

[steaktartar]

I got arrested at age 17 for stealing gumballs out of a gumball machine at JC Penneys , no joke either.

did they try you as an adult?

 

[aceduecetrey]

Violation of USC 1084 (wire wager act).

Scary shit when you do not see it coming!

 

[RupertPupkin]

did they try you as an adult?

No, my friends dad had to come and get us from the securtiy room in the store, and after we wrote letters of remorse, the store dropped the charges. They busted my balls at school for the rest of the year, The gumball rally, Gumball capers ... they're were alot of names going around.

 

[VIEJODINOSAUR]

did they try you as an adult?

Welcome back buddy, how goes it....Rupert's rap sheet is pale compared to yours....:lolBIG:

 

[steaktartar]

Welcome back buddy, how goes it....Rupert's rap sheet is pale compared to yours....:lolBIG:

i dont know......gumballs at 17.....whats next a bag of skittles at 29?

 

[superpimp73]

Was arrested for assult with a deadly weapon. Was in an argument with my neighbor years back, and he flicked a lit cigarette at me. Hit me in my chest. Well i had a freash budweiser in hand, cocked back and let it fly! Missed him, but sprayed him and his mom with beer. It was a thur. and a holiday weekend. Didnt see the judge till tuesday, where she laughed and threw the case out.

 

[DegenerateDood1]

i dont know......gumballs at 17.....whats next a bag of skittles at 29?

This literally made me laugh outloud..funny dude:missingte


I remember when I was 17, my friend Justin and I were at Von Maur in Omaha(The Shooting One). He's like man you want a free par of diesel jeans, obviously I'm going to say yes so he throws em in our hollister bag and we walk around. I hear this mexican dude with a walkee talk on and I'm like hm?? Well he says its nothing we walk out..we get about 50 feet out of the store and two dudes tackle his ass... I took off bolting and had to wait 8 hours for my mom to come pick me up.

 

[DegenerateDood1]

LOL assault with a deadly weapon for beer.

 

[random1323]

eluding, aggravated assault on police officer, resisting, and disorderly conduct.

 

[PBR]

A cop showed up at my place and I thought for sure I was going to the slammer. Turned out it was just a gay stripper heading to Nes' place and he had the wrong address.

 

[DegenerateDood1]

Random explain the story.

 

[superpimp73]

Made me waste a good budweiser too

 

[superpimp73]

And since i was in such a good mood, i decided to insult the new rookie female police officer reading me my rights. She slammed me on the trunk of her car and wAS GONA HIT ME!!! All for some beer spray.