I can't believe how much time I've wasted watching sports. As if I had some inborn male obligation to tune in and root every time a bunch of sweaty assholes got together to mix it up in a stadium somewhere.
I've also realized I was wasting perfectly good emotional energy by sticking with teams when they are doing poorly. As if it's a sign of character to feel shitty all the time, like Cubs fans. It's absurd.
I know I can hear it now: "Frontrunner!" Goddamn right! Teams are supposed to provide pleasure and entertainment, not depression and disappointment.
Why on Earth would you place your happiness in the hands of 12 strangers? If they win, fine. If they lose, **** 'em! Let 'em practice more. As for you, find something to do! Get your ass down to the massage parlor and spring for a blowjob.
Here's what I'm doing: I'm becoming a Harlem Globetrotters fan. No losing, no stats, no strikes, no trades, no contract hassles, no postseason and no annoying media.
Sports fans rate even lower than the media. Here's the descending hierarchy: athletes, sports media, team owners, fans. Fans on the bottom. Most are ignorant, beer-soaked, loudmouth, racist, white-male c---suckers.
I've also realized I was wasting perfectly good emotional energy by sticking with teams when they are doing poorly. As if it's a sign of character to feel shitty all the time, like Cubs fans. It's absurd.
I know I can hear it now: "Frontrunner!" Goddamn right! Teams are supposed to provide pleasure and entertainment, not depression and disappointment.
Why on Earth would you place your happiness in the hands of 12 strangers? If they win, fine. If they lose, **** 'em! Let 'em practice more. As for you, find something to do! Get your ass down to the massage parlor and spring for a blowjob.
Here's what I'm doing: I'm becoming a Harlem Globetrotters fan. No losing, no stats, no strikes, no trades, no contract hassles, no postseason and no annoying media.
Sports fans rate even lower than the media. Here's the descending hierarchy: athletes, sports media, team owners, fans. Fans on the bottom. Most are ignorant, beer-soaked, loudmouth, racist, white-male c---suckers.
