ELMER IS LOOKING FOR A LIFE PARTNER

Guys,

First of all, I don't want any of you all busting on Elmer about his new found sexuality, ok? He's making an effort to be open and upfront about his sexuality and we all must acknowledge the effort. It's not easy to be a Kentucky Wildcats fan, a poor capper and a homosexual. So let's cut him some slack. He and I have been discussing his need to come out and I think since he's done it we need to help him find a suitable life partner. If some of you all have any suggestions please feel free to list them below.

Elmer, even though you're a fag, you're our fag.

( did that come out right?)

 

Trying2win!

 

Dickyw,

Interesting nomination. They could take turns fading each other and since they'd soon be rich they would have more time for each other. Nice suggestion and I'm sure Elmer will appreciate it. Hell, he might even give us his pick for Monday nite's college game early enough so that the massive line move can be beat.