DumbFvck: Bush fails the Segway test.

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George W Bush has fallen off a Segway - a new stand-on scooter designed to make motorised travel user-friendly.
The machine went down when he stepped onto it at his family estate in Kennebunkport, Maine, but he managed to leap to safety, landing on his feet.

The US president managed to master his lawnmower-like steed, developed by BAE Systems in Plymouth, Devon, at the second attempt and cruised around the driveway with his father George Bush Senior following closely on a second Segway.

A safety manual warns the Segway user to wear a helmet and "get a friend to act as your spotter" but Mr Bush was wearing only his tennis clothes and clutching his racket, while the nearest he had to a "spotter" appeared to be the family dog, Spot.


The elder Bush's example may have done the trick
"If you try your first ride without a spotter, you are at greater risk of injury and you probably won't enjoy the experience as much," the manual notes.

The president was not available to comment on the incident, which was caught on film, or confirm whether he had tried out the Segway before.

His foray on the new scooter follows Vice President Dick Cheney's use of a Segway to ride around his Washington office when his Achilles tendon was playing up.

The machine's creator, Dean Kamen, wants to see US Special Forces troops eventually ride Segways into battle.

But machines in use around the world at present have been mostly confined to gentle tasks such as traversing car parks or airport check-in halls.

BBC News Online journalists are currently seeing if they can triumph where President Bush failed, by taking a pair of the two-wheeled transporters out for a test ride.

See how they fared (or perhaps fell) in a report next week

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/2989000.stm

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And before any of you right wing hawks post your nitwit reply, remember what your master Dubya himself said:

"I'm the master of low expectations.
-- You said it, Dubya, aboard Air Force One, Jun. 4, 2003 "
 

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More proof of the dumb**** he is!
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"Bush fails"

1. C student.
2. Drug head
3. War dodger
4. Alcoholic
5. Election Rigger
6. Economic Destoyer
7. Unjustified war Hawk
8. Record setting "death penalty"
9. Horrible parent
10. Falls off scooter

Bush fails - his life story
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He is President of the most powerful country in the world and you guys are leaving messages on a web site message board.

Who's the dumbass!

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KMAN, I strongly suspect it's you.

Anyone who thinks that a person in the White House is supposed to be feared, rather than a servant to the people who elected him, and also thinks that that sort of infantile bully should be in power, has got to be some sort of quantum dipshit the likes of which anthropologists worldwide would love to find a living specimen of, to do studies on what happens when evolution goes horribly wrong.


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Phaedrus- Where the hell did you get that I said we should fear President Bush???? Although, I'm pretty sure he could take you out of this world without anyone knowing what happened.

Back to the subject....I said our country is the most powerful not a person. I didn't didn't say fear for your lives because President Bush is coming to kick your ass.......Did I? When you said he was a dumbass I simply repsonded that you guys are here on some web site talking about what a dipshit he is and he is sitting in the Oval office.

Who's the dipshit?

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You mean that this:

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>He is President of the most powerful country in the world and you guys are leaving messages on a web site message board.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Does not essentially say that because Bush is the president of the US, we should all be careful what we say of him in light of the power he wields? If that's not what you're saying, I apologise ... that's how it sounds.


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Phaedrus - OK, for you libs I will spell it out.

He is President of the most powerful country in the world which means he must be pretty smart, not to mention graduating from Harvard or Yale (don't want to take the time to look it up) and you guys are using your tremendous brains/smarts to leave messages on a web site message board that nobody cares about.

In my humble opinion President Bush must be very smart to be where he is today, compared to where you are today. That includes me. I have never claimed to be smarted than President Bush unlike practically every Liberal on these boards has.

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KMAN -- I am one of the most staunchly conservative people on this board; the thing is that President Bush is not a conservative, as so many of his retarded sycophant followers here and elsewhere either pretend or mistakenly believe.

Let's consider some of the cornerstones of conservatism:

1) Limited role of government. Your "conservative" president interprets this tenet to mean the Patriot Act, global hegemony, making war on non-threat nations just to "send a message" to others who have nothing to do with the the invaded nation, etc etc etc.

2) Fiscal responsibility. Your "conservative" president interprets this tenet to mean massive tax cuts combined with massive spending increases.

3) A laissez-faire attitude towards commerce. Your "conservative" president has ridden both sides of this fence without touching it, having engaged in despicable "crony capitalism" with his former partners and campaign contributors, while also advocating and supporting one cumbersome piece of "consumer protection" and "investors protection" legislation after another.

4) Adherence to Constitutional basics. I sometimes wonder if your "conservative" president has ever even read the Constitution, let alone entertained the notion of using it as a guideline in his leadership.

I reinstate my earlier opinion -- you are the dumbass here. You support one of the greatest traitors our nation has ever known as a conservative leader, when the man actually is neither conservative nor a leader.

As far as his overall intelligence level goes, I cannot say -- the man clearly is not the most eloquent speaker or engaging conversationalist, but neither was Albert Einstein, who sounded brilliant on paper but came off as a moron in person unless he was talking about science or certain political matters that got him worked up. But for you to say he became president on merits, vs. a) a lack of any serious competition in Al the Android, or b) just a teensy, weensy little bit of help from Daddy, is just another example of the foolish wool-over-the-eyes mentality you exhibit in most of your posts.


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President Bush in 2004!!!!!!!!

Hail George W!

Down with the Dems!
Down with the Dems!
Down with the Dems!

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you are one dumb fvck kman, one dumb, dumbest fvck, "hail george", please dig a hole and bury your ignorant self, you are an embarassment to evolution, philosophy, history, art and most everything human, in all honesty, and though i do not condone such practises, i reckon your royal highness dubya the II should enforce his favourite past time, the death penalty on you, just to see how it feels like.

kman, i take that back, you are beyond dumb, you are a few milenia form neanderdal.
 

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JackDee - Thanks for the comments!

God Bless America!

I bet that statement really pissed your anti-america ass off.

Don't worry President Bush will only be in office 8 years. Then Jeb will get his 8 years.

The Bush's will be the greatest Presidential family in history!!!!

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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by JackDee:
you are one dumb fvck kman, one dumb, dumbest fvck, "hail george", please dig a hole and bury your ignorant self, you are an embarassment to evolution, philosophy, history, art and most everything human, in all honesty, and though i do not condone such practises, i reckon your royal highness dubya the II should enforce his favourite past time, the death penalty on you, just to see how it feels like.

kman, i take that back, you are beyond dumb, you are a few milenia form neanderdal.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

For someone that cannot make a comment that isn't full of obsceneties, you sure do spend a lot of time bashing someone for being the "one dumb, dumbest fvck"
Whatever did happen to those Greek intellectual traditions? Ancient history, eh?
 

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