DUMBEST CLERK EVER/DUMBEST PLAYER EVER (post your story)

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Dumbest player:

Chilly Friday afternoon here in San Jose, Costa Rica (chilly cause the air was on)...Customer calls up, requests a 2 team parlay...Yes, Id like Toronto (heck it could have been Pepperdine for all I remember)and Boston....

So, I tell him, sir, Toronto and Booo..hmmm, sir Toronto is playing Boston sir.

So you're telling me I cant bet Toronto and Boston? (relatively mad)

Sir, but Toronto is playing against Boston....

Guy gets all mad....looks for another team and then comes back with Boston.....

I again explain they're playing each other so he gets really upset and demands to know why he cant place the parlay....

I tell him, well sir, I mean if you'd like I can still place that bet for you but it would be an inmediate loser.... (of course that pissed him off too)

He kinda mumbled that he wanted Boston, yadda yadda yadda so I finally just resorted to asking him, Sir lets do something, chose one of the two, Boston or Toronto...he chose and then I asked him to choose from a series of other games, he chose a second team, I asked him if he wanted a third, said no, gave him the readback and hung up.

Some people just like to sweat their parlays...
 

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Dumbest thing to do...

Superbowl XVIIXXXVIC (or whatever one the Rams-Patriots was)

Guy opens up with like 1000 bucks that day, bets it all on 'Game not to go into overtime'....

Now I dont recall what the odds were but it was something like 1000 to win 50 or something stupid like that....

With the score tied at 17 (or whatever it was) with just seconds left Im sure that guy got the thrill of his life when that field goal went thru....
 

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OK, I owe to the player's side
Clerk:#?
Customer: DR4212
Clerk:pR4212??
Customer:NO! DR 4212
Clerk: is that CR...?
Customer: NO!! What is wrong with you?? DR>>>!
Clerk: I'm sorry sir, we have a PR, a CR, and a DR package...which is it?
Customer: I'll make it easy-"D" as in Dickhead, "R" as in retard 4212..

and on through the bet to the readback which was, of course:
OK, readback is final for Dickhead Retard 4212, you have....
 

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sometimes its hard to say who is dumb, or in this case the customer thinks where the dumb ones:

World Cup soccer
Absurdistan is +140
Sheep****istan is +160
Draw is +200

the guy thinks we screwed up, puts 5 dimes on each side, and then freaks out when they tie and he loses both.
Justice always prevails...
 

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