DSethi or Skinsraj, I'm hooking you up

[GreenDoberman]

I know you boys pull on your own crank more than GreenDoberman on a Vegas weekend of coke and hookers so I scoured the internet for the perfect Indian woman who can cook you some masala, some methi malia, and whatever the fuck else you hairy brown people eat.
When you get home from work (that's for DSethi, we all know you don't work Raj you lazy motherfucker), she will massage your feet, cook you a nice meal, and then sing to you.
If you fuckers don't want her, then I'll take her since right now I'm horny and desperate (not quite as hairy as you two though) right now.

Anyways I had this little Indian princess do a video to you two figuring best man wins. Last time I tried to hook you up with some porn stars you both ran like little girls, or homos, or Jake Thompson (really three in the same) so this time make it stuck motherfuckers. Yeah, she doesn't have the dot, but she wants you to put it there Vienna-style.

 

[GreenDoberman]

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[SkinsRaj28]

I know you boys pull on your own crank more than GreenDoberman on a Vegas weekend of coke and hookers so I scoured the internet for the perfect Indian woman who can cook you some masala, some methi malia, and whatever the fuck else you hairy brown people eat.
When you get home from work (that's for DSethi, we all know you don't work Raj you lazy motherfucker), she will massage your feet, cook you a nice meal, and then sing to you.
If you fuckers don't want her, then I'll take her since right now I'm horny and desperate (not quite as hairy as you two though) right now.

Anyways I had this little Indian princess do a video to you two figuring best man wins. Last time I tried to hook you up with some porn stars you both ran like little girls, or homos, or Jake Thompson (really three in the same) so this time make it stuck motherfuckers. Yeah, she doesn't have the dot, but she wants you to put it there Vienna-style.

You can have her. Any Indian woman who spends that much time learning how to sing and play piano isn't spending enough time cooking and cleaning. Time to ship her back to the motherland so her parents can beat her back to her senses.

 

[djmatt]

wow, talk about not living up to the stereotype of Indian men being the compassionate, caring, equal rights for women. what is wrong with you two

 

[GreenDoberman]

Fine, I'll trade you this white bitch I keep in my basement only to be let out to sing for the Indian chick and a naked pic of the tall blind Indian girl you dated (just assuming she is blind since she dated you). Did she read your excess body hair like braille and then ask for the beef and broccoli special?
Randomness, I'll even throw in a junior moderator to be named later for Raj to live out his fantasies with:

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[djmatt]

see you in 3 years when you get your period

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[SkinsRaj28]

That girl looks like the type who'd be comatose in bed so she wouldn't risk hurting her vocal chords and therefore her chance to have a mediocre singing career.

You know these crazy, stupid bitches with career aspirations are high maintenance. I think you like getting spanked, Dobeypoo.

 

[GreenDoberman]

comatose in bed? Sounds perfect for you. At least she won't complain about your virtually non-existent penis then right? And certainly a man of your length and girth has no chances of ruining her vocal chords.


I like my women utterly unattainable. Therefore neither of us has to put on airs.

Bonus pic:

 

[SkinsRaj28]

Actually, I like my women to sound like they're Asian in bed...you know, when, if only hearing them, you literally could not determine whether they're being pleasured sexually or being tortured to death.

Necrophilia for the 3 and the win...DDDDDAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR