Drug Test

[tkim11]

Holy Shit!! My new job requires me to take a drug test. My start date for them is the 17th and thats pending on this fucken test. I have a meeting with risk and management team on Monday 9/10 and I think this is where they'll break in the news to take the test. I need to pass this fucken test.

Questions...

1) Will they send me somewhere to take this test or will I have to take it there?

2) I fucken smoked up yesterday thinking they dont test. Yesterday was the first day in since 6-7 months. HOW THE FUCK DO I PASS?

3) Has anyone passed the test taking the solutions provided?

4) I've been drinking so much water. By tonite, I'm trying to gulp down 2 gallons. Almost done with 1 gallon and I've started since 8 this morning

 

[BetIt]

if yesterday is all you smoked in the past 6 months, the traces will be neglible and you should be okay

drink plenty of water, even go on a drinking binge and get drunk if you want.

if you're that worried, walk into a GNC and explain to them that you need to pass a test, they'll point you in the right direction.

 

[5starbomb]

well not smoking for 6 months and then smoking yesterday, your thc count will be very low, so just drink lots of water and if you want to be on the safe side take Niacin. Make sure you drink lots of water when you take Niacin pills though it gets you really dry

 

[DNoonan]

dont drink too much booze, it dehydrates you and makes your piss more concentrated, drink lots of water, take goldenseal (diuretic) and make sure that when you go in for your test that you have already pissed a bunch of times that day as the concentration is strongest in the morning after the piss has been marinating in your body all night.

based on your post, you should be fine regardless unless you have a very slow metabolism

 

[whalewager]

I Am Sure U Will Be A Great Employee

 

[kingbill]

http://www.whizzinator.com/

They make all kinds for white asian and black penises

 

[ChrisParadise]

1)get an empty visine bottle or pill bottle

2)fine a friend thats clean

3)get him to piss in it

4)insulate the sample on way to test site (most likely they will send you someplace) cause it must register at 95degrees

5)tuck sample in some warm place on your body and simply pour that into sample cup at the site

have used this method probably a dozen times over the years and never had a problem just make sure you keep the temp up. the shit you buy at GNC or head shops always made me fail anyway so fuck that

i know the idea of carrying someone elses piss around sucks but we must make sacrifices even without insulation methods you can microwave it for about 15secs and itll be between 95-100 20 minutes later IF you keep it close to body. make sure to use urine from the same sex.

good luck

 

[hellah10]

www.uritox.com

 

[Highdaddy]

i know someone that has a clean friend piss and put some in a condom, let all the air out and tie it up

"jock" it when you go in to piss and then puncture the condom with your fingernail and squirt it into the cup they give you

just make sure you do it right before you go to the test so it will still be pretty warm

 

[tkim11]

Thanks boys. No test for now. Went in there all sweating and thought they were gonna give me a cup.

I didn't sleep all night that Friday and just kept drinking water. Went into the Risk and Loss Prevention interview all f'ed up. I know I drank at least 3 gallons. I was so scared going into that interview there was no way I would have slept anyway.

 

[GameBreaker]

I Am Sure U Will Be A Great Employee

hahahhhahahahahaha

 

[tkim11]

Ok, fuck the pee test. They are going with the hair test. Just fucken kill me

 

[Jack Herer]

Shave head, eyebrows, arm pits, back, chest, legs, arms, and pubes. You should be alright after that.

 

[MrCleo]

wow i know of how precise the hair test was...but never heard of it actually being used. start looking for other jobs. even the federal government doesn't use the hair test.

 

[iamnomad]

i wouldn't worry too much, probably get fired in a couple months anyway...

 

[harman]

just tell them you went to a party and ate some brownies. after you ate them, you realized they were pot brownies. my old roomate did this after he failed a test. they actually let him retest. no shit

 

[Tecmo]

Ok, fuck the pee test. They are going with the hair test. Just fucken kill me

What kind of job are you applying for that goes through the hair test?

 

[go2guy]

They'll go after your pubes if you shave all visible hair depending on the job.

 

[Highdaddy]

the MGM casino here in Detroit does the hair test

 

[hellah10]

uritox.com is the cheapest place to get a home drug test... test yourself first!