Drinking my first King Cobra malt liquor

[donkeybucks]

This shit is weak. Goes down ok but where's the buzz?

Went on Youtube to check out any King Cobra commercials and sure shit there was. Why is it on all the malt liquor commercials they feature only blacks? Hell, I like the stuff and I'm all honkey. I prefer Colt45 but decided to try something different. I don't drink malt liquor all that often but I'll grab a 40oz every now and then. And why don't they show malt liquor commercials anymore? I can kinda remember when Billy Dee Williams did those Colt45 commercials way back in the day but what happened? The shit doesn't get airplay anymore. And why don't bars serve it?

I may have to go out and get me a Colt45 because this King Cobra just isn't giving me the inclination to kill like I thought it would.

 

[ShaneFalco]

when do you sign up for food stamps and welfare?

 

[BettingFoodStamps]

magnum is your answer. king cobra is weak as hell.

 

[BettingFoodStamps]

hi test is another one that will make you feel alright. Shit tastes terrible though.

 

[donkeybucks]

magnum is your answer. king cobra is weak as hell.

I've looked at Magnum too. Almost got that instead of of the King Cobra.

Man, when they say malt liquor on it you expect a hard hit buzz and all I can say is King Cobra was like drinking Michelobe.

We ought to set a thread date for a malt liqour party here at the RR. Everyone will need to record the time they down a 40oz and post it. Things can get crazy when you chug a good malt liqour.

I'll check into that Magnum.

 

[donkeybucks]

when do you sign up for food stamps and welfare?

Can you buy malt liquor with food stamps? Because If you can I'll check into it right away.

 

[BettingFoodStamps]

I've looked at Magnum too. Almost got that instead of of the King Cobra.

Man, when they say malt liquor on it you expect a hard hit buzz and all I can say is King Cobra was like drinking Michelobe.

We ought to set a thread date for a malt liqour party here at the RR. Everyone will need to record the time they down a 40oz and post it. Things can get crazy when you chug a good malt liqour.

I'll check into that Magnum.

haha a malt liquor party would be funny. People would be posting like fools after. Im sippin on crown royal reserve tonight.

 

[donkeybucks]

You know, I really feel as though if I got pulled over and the pig asked me if I'd been drinking.....think I'd be embarresed to say I drank a King Cobra because they'd probably laught at me and tell me to move on.

 

[GasMan]

Two 40 oz. Mickey's will do the job...

 

[SlashednThrashed]

When I used to get 40oz from time to time...It would be the old skool Horse

This malt liquor had me thrashed real quick...Haven't tryed the new Crazy Stallion, after the name change issue... But ive heard it's not the same as the old Horse...King Cobra...Damn haven't had one of those since like 8th grade...Really never liked that all...

I'll take a Mickeys big mouth for now when i'm thirstin for some Malt Liquor...

 

[SlashednThrashed]

Reviews

http://www.moderndrunkardmagazine.com/issues/03_03/03-03_forty_fury.htm

 

[donkeybucks]

When I used to get 40oz from time to time...It would be the old skool Horse

This malt liquor had me thrashed real quick...Haven't tryed the new Crazy Stallion, after the name change issue... But ive heard it's not the same as the old Horse...King Cobra...Damn haven't had one of those since like 8th grade...Really never liked that all...

I'll take a Mickeys big mouth for now when i'm thirstin for some Malt Liquor...

I don't believe I've seen Crazy Horse around. I kinda like the label on it. I'm going to have to look harder for that one.

I just love buying malt liquor especially when they put it in a brown paper bag. I walk out of the liquor store with a sense of accomplishment in my life.

 

[JakeT.]

Hurricane High Gravity. Chug two of those and you'll be drunk. I have a high tolerance but that 8.1% gets me every time. Really cheap if you are pissed and just want to get hammered.

 

[BigPapaPat]

I love some Steele everyone once in awhile...love the buzz HATE the headache that comes with it

 

[BigPapaPat]

but then again if you wake up on a park bench like most people that drink 40s like that then a headache is the least of your problems

 

[BeatPete]

steel reserve will do the trick looking for a buzz and cheap as well. 8.0 and about $2 a 40 oz

 

[Qbthug1]

country club is my favorite fourty lol haha

 

[honkee]

211 stell reserve, mickeys and mfing cobras.
Some ghetto classics right there, and boones farm for the fags on here

 

[hosnatcher]

When I used to get 40oz from time to time...It would be the old skool Horse

This malt liquor had me thrashed real quick...Haven't tryed the new Crazy Stallion, after the name change issue... But ive heard it's not the same as the old Horse...King Cobra...Damn haven't had one of those since like 8th grade...Really never liked that all...

I'll take a Mickeys big mouth for now when i'm thirstin for some Malt Liquor...

For my 21st birthday my girlfriend bought me 3 bottles of Crazy Horse. I got f ucked up. I would put a bottle in the freezer for an hour and take an ice cold bottle to the head. I loved that shit.

:cripwalk::cripwalk::cripwalk:

 

[djmatt]

Camo 40 has a HUGE concentration of alcohol.. tastes terrible but if you mix it with orange juice its a value buzz at 2.79

but if your gonna get drunk and only have 2.79 you're better off collecting cans and getting real booze.. like DiMitri vodka